fruitless flowering tree

when you have to swear about someone/something when it’s an inappropriate time and/or place, use this term.

Alex is being such a fruitless flowering tree!

by keeby March 31, 2020

wanking the flower

fingering a girl so hard it breaks her hymen therefore taking her virginity

i finger fucked this girl so hard i ended up wanking the flower.

by monkeyfoot12 March 3, 2010

Flower penis

When your a hippie but you buy a dildo

Bro your such a flower penis

by Hsjejf August 17, 2017

Flower Fever

Wanting flowers VERY badly. Not necessarily on special occasions (those are appreciated too), but they’re better when given randomly.

“I want a bouquet of flowers soooo badly. I got flower fever 😩”

“Your girl been tweeting so much about flowers recently, I just know she has flower fever. If you don’t like your girl then just say that🤣”

by browhatthefreak January 11, 2021

Talking flower

That goofy ahh flower in super Mario bros wonder that wonders what the whole fucking universe tastes like. (and likes goombas)

talking flowers are weird.
-me

by Isaac De Snuts April 24, 2024

Flower Mound

Demon women and children that go around being funded by their cash pig daddies. Ungrateful for everything, never polite and boasting about bullying others. The nosiest people you will ever meet. You got too drunk Saturday? They already told all the other dark entities that lurk. Ready to shame you like Queen Cersei completing her walk of atonement. They think they are better than the whole DFW area. Making eye contact won’t be hard for their demon eyes are already mean mugging you for breathing THIER air. They will pray for you to be damned in hell if you honk at them. Even though they’ve been finishing a text in front of you at a green light. Karen doesn’t like you? Nobody does. She wins in these statures. Think Jesus is here to protect you? They think they are God so they always make the rules. Imagine the underworld in Stranger Things; that’s what it feels to be a Flower Mound. The best thing to ever due is cleanse yourself and leave. The anger and hate isn’t worth your health.

“I’m feeling stuck in Flower Mound”
“Dude, you might need therapy. What can I do to get you out?”

by Thereaper777 June 21, 2023

Magic flower

Slang for marijuana. Normally slang for a medicinal usage of the plant.

"I've gotta get some magic flower for this headache, man."

by _tac0 December 27, 2015