flexasexual

a type of asexual that doesn't have a gender preference for relationships.

Is Carson bi or gay? No, he's actually flexasexual.

by BruhWhatIsGoingOn November 2, 2015

flex purchase

To show off your wealth by buying something incredibly stupid, to buy something for its glamour rather than its practicality, flexity over quality

Luke: Hey man, that's a nice jacket, was that a flex purchase?
Liam: Yeah, this poor dude was standing next to me.

by ahsibfilm May 1, 2016

FlexMami

Most likely the golden ray of sunshine amongst your circle of friends, FlexMami is known to act out in moderation, binge on Netflix and gorge on everyone's quota of chicken.

Mildly obsessed with personality typing, manifesting and living her best life, FlexMami is a necessary addition to everyone's life.

Damn G, i had to drop my girl and get me a FlexMami. You see the way she shines, G. SHE A MF STAR!

by Lillith, Queen of the ENTP's June 15, 2016

flexitarium

A fitness club or gym.

Cindy started going to the flexitarium because she was ashamed of her love handles.

by terminalhk June 1, 2016

flexitarium

A gym or athletic club.

Cindy was tired of her friends mocking her love handles, so she went to the flexitarium to lose weight.

by terminalhk May 30, 2016

Flex rex

When a guy flexes his dick to make it bigger.

yo did you hear about Dave pulling a flex Rex

by Camoflame88 May 27, 2016

Flex karma

The bad stuff that happens to you when you show off and try to act cool. flex, flexing, flexin, show off, showing off, cocky, arrogant, bad boy, bad girl, bad actor, dick wagging, showoff, badass, karma, what goes around comes around, payback

I thought that musclehead was so tough strutting around the gym. He shoved that skinny dude and got knocked out. That's flex karma, baby!

by joecoolthefool June 30, 2016