festiallity

feastiallity
n.

1. To have feast-like qualities

(see feast)

1. Our waitress is a prime candidate for festiality.

2. All the ugly people in this bar make it quite the festiality central.

by Punkysoup August 27, 2005

Festibox

Adjective: to describe unwashed, smelly, infected or otherwise unpleasant female genitalia. Comes from the contraction of the words 'Festival/Infested' and 'Box' to describe female genitalia.

See also blue waffle. (Note VNSFW)

'Word up Tarquin, I just got back from Coldplay at Glasto'!
I saw Hattie up the front looking well peng, I'd love to tap that snatch'

'But Terrence, I hear she never washes that thing. Must be a proper festibox down there in the jungle blud.'

by Contiikikiki October 8, 2011

felty syndrome

Felt these nuts

Felicia do you have felty syndrome??.....yes .... felt these nuts!!

by Felty girl 123 February 18, 2018

Festival

A group of hippies

There is a festival of hippies smoking in the field.

by Juice Moose June 2, 2018

Festie

A fake bestie, someone who once was your best friend but then showed that they are a fake bitch

“Julia is turning into my festie, did you hear what she said about me?”

by feefee123321 December 8, 2018

fester fickle fuck

To cause confusion in a fun way

What in the fester fickle fuck is going on in here?
OR
Let's get the fester fickle fuck outta here!!

by Laughing seagull June 22, 2021

Festing

A group activity or excursion, usually consisting of exclusively males, where surfing is at some point involved, but mostly discussed. This downtown between surfing is known as festing. It is typically of homoerotic nature and often confused for a gay surf club.

BR: Hey, are you going to the 2nd Annual Humpfest this year?

Goyo: No, I’m not festing this summer since there’s no surf in central CA in the summer, plus I’m saving my money for Just the Tip Fest.

BR: why just the tip?

by nomaticflower May 8, 2023