Feeding the Ducks

Several news reports indicate that Thailand may lead the world in penis slashings, often over disputes about the common custom of men having a second wife. The act is colloquially referred to as "feeding the ducks" because that is apparently a common way of getting rid of the evidence.

The second wife was jealous of the affection the husband gave to the first wife. She spoke often of feeding the ducks. The woman severed her husbands penis in the night. The ducks looked well fed.

by ember33 July 15, 2011

Positive feelings

1. A wank

2. An orgasm via any means.

“Was he trying to sext for some positive feelings?”

“We are going to get some positive feelings tonight.”

“I was getting some positive feelings with my vibrator.”

by Iknowerrythang September 26, 2021

feeding the strays

when a attractive person talks back to a creeper

girl: omg this weird boy keeps texting me & wants to hang out but hes soo weird

boy: dont text back

girl: but hes kinda nice

boy: YOU GOTTA QUIT FEEDING THE STRAYS!

by ballsackhair5969 December 8, 2010

feelin' like batman

when you are so hungover or high that no one can understand what you are saying

person 1:ima b at ma houz ind sliep fur bout tin hurs....
person 2:man you're trippin balls. you must really be feelin' like batman. i can't understand shit you're saying.
person 1: hehehe wubevr dueede

by iamyouyouareme September 24, 2010

feeding a fed horse

The autistic, aka PETA's alternative to "beating a dead horse"

Dude stop trying, you're just feeding a fed horse at this point.
Don't you mean "beating a dead horse"? You retard

by pigbenispro July 8, 2019

fork feeding

to feed (another) with a fork

I fed chinese food to my friend's roommate with a fork, and my friend made fun of me for fork feeding.

by iwannabuyguam October 12, 2009

adult breast feeding

AB stands for Adult Baby. This is an adult who breastfeeds from lactating women. It is typically erotic for both the AB and the lactating woman, and usually results in a male orgasm. AB's may nurse with one exclusive lactating woman, or may be inclined to attend an AB Nursery, which are selective but feature a variety of lactating women.

I need to suckle some lactating tits for my adult breast feeding milk.

by Regulas Prime August 4, 2022