ur mother father

Worst insult to be ever created.
Worst then "ur mom gay" and even then "ur granny tranny".

Person no.1: *searches google for "ur mom gay"

Fbi agent in his phone: ur mother father
Person no.1 *dies*
Person no.1: *searches google for "ur mom gay"

Fbi agent in his phone: ur mother father
Person no.1 *dies*
by Lil niBBy April 11, 2018
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A place where felBJraTIVE kind quplextion and imquplextion goes when they are good and saved and pass away from the living flesh and relbjalood body of earth 🌎. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior.
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Shaken Father Syndrome

When a man deals with poorly behaved children but must suppress his rage to the point his hands shake uncontrollably.
Dylan's kid won't stop screaming. Don't hand him a drink, he's got Shaken Father Syndrome
by shaken father August 18, 2023
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The Hog Father

The wierd uncle hog. Hes a joke historian and likes to HOKYFUGICNSHIUT
Im the hog father. You tell me jokes on this, the day of my hog daughter’s wedding?
by Corb fucker December 12, 2021
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whats a father

what you say when someone asks you if u have a relationship with yo father 💔

you can hear the pain in his dih💔💔
"whats that? whats a father💔"
by yabadabadoobab February 27, 2025
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father's stove

Friend 1: my mother told me she put a dildo in my father's stove last night!

Friend 2: I didn't know your father liked that!
by Daddys.Girl1987 October 27, 2017
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say fathers

In black culture, dissimilar to "say mothers", suggesting that one's father has abandoned them.
Person 1: You're a nigger
Person 2: Say fathers
Person 1: Ah you got me, that does make me more black.
by LeNegre May 13, 2017
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