emotional chilli

the act of vomiting into a microwave belonging to an ex as retribution for a breakup. The vomit is cooked steaming hot and door left open filling the room with a foul stench. Though not required, one may choose to place a tiny kazoo on top of the vomit for comedic garnish.

I scarfed down some tacos, packed up the rest of my gear then let loose with a fresh serving of emotional chilli.

I came home and the place reeked of puke. It looked like emotional chilli from my ex. WTF? a kazoo?

by Ignatius Grippa January 8, 2014

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Emotional Lotion

The secretions that are created by sexual stimulation and amorous emotions. These secretions facilitate lubrication for lust and love to coexist in what some may call a center of carnality which compels parties to the state of bliss.

Khloe was telling Lindsay all about her good time last night and Lindsay was overwhelmed with all of the details. Lindsay was very nervous to ask specifics but did offer suggestions on how to remove the emotional lotion stains that were on the sofa. Khloe laughed and stated, "They are stayin'! Those show that I got mine!" Lindsay dryly replied, "Well, I'm not sittin' on that thing again."

by von groovy June 13, 2024

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Emotion

When you show emotion it should be rare so that they know you really care about them when you do.

Someone you don't like: Hey wanna hang out?
You: no. (with no emotion)
Someone you don't like: Why no emotion

Best friend: Hey wanna hang out?
You: YESSSSSSS! (with emotion)
Best friend: I'm so glad you care about me!

by BOBBYJOE11 September 29, 2018

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