Elephant Penis

I was told that if I make a definition for this I would get and elephant penis.

"Please give me and Elephant Penis"

by The Grimm one September 4, 2022

Elephant

Cayden Clark (also known as a fat bitch)

Cayden Clark is an elephant he made the ground shake so bad the world fucking collapsed

by Hi Brian_122508 February 19, 2020

elephant sneeze,sneezing elephant

Slang term used to describe the act of male ejaculation wherein the male`s penis is unable to reach and/or maintain a full erection,but is nonetheless capable of producing a normal,or near normal,ejaculatory episode.During an episode of "elephant sneeze" most men reported reaching normal/near-normal climax(orgasm) in conjunction with their ejaculation.A benign,transient side effect of normal male aging caused in part by decreased testosterone levels.Frequency of male partial erectile ejaculation seems confined to the mastubatory act with most men being symptom free while engaging in intercourse.-- "Elephant Sneeze" is similar to(but different from) the condition referred to as a

semi(sl) or a chubby(sl.) chiefly because both slang terms describe an intermittant phase in the male erection process wherein the penis is neither flacid nor completely turgid.

Example of Elephant Sneeze,Sneezing Elephant in patient`s medical record:Patient presents as normal,healthy 50 yr old white male,moderately obese,appearing alert and in good spirits.SOAP: Subjective:Patient complains of erectile difficulties stating "Doc,my wanger is not getting all the way normal hard.When I pleasure myself it`s the old "ELEPHANT SNEEZE" (sl. ejac. w/partial erection).

"Hey old fart,you only go half mast,I bet! You make the elephant sneeze whenever you beat off!"

by HosMan61 September 24, 2011

Elephant stamp

When you snoodle a tube of lipstick,then leave kiss marks on someone with your foreskin.

Bro,I used her Chanel lipstick to cover her with elephant stamps last night.She was pissed when found out.

by Matt146 December 26, 2023

elephant trunk

An uncircumcised penis. Because uncircumcised men are neurotic, extremely insecure and too fragile to take a joke, they'll probably add and upvote a definition for this word that shames circumcised men for no apparent reason, saying circumcised men have "smaller penises" or something. Uncircumcised men act this way because the opposite is true. Circumcised men are cleaner, healthier and happier, have better sex, nicer penises, and will never fall victim to the awful reproductive problems that uncircumcised men are victim to.

I was about to go down on this dude, but then I saw that he had an elephant trunk, so I slept with a circumcised man instead.

by Cut > uncut May 6, 2024

flipping the elephant

When the sex is so rough it flips the bed over.

"Damn gurl we were flipping the elephant. Now we need a new bed"

by Elefun May 20, 2014

Alabama Elephant

When A Boy Shoves a Tube In His Sister’s Ass While Fingering Her, And She Farts While He Has His Nose In The Tube

“Yo Mom, Is it Bad That I Gave Lexi an Alabama Elephant”

by CBPC601 December 8, 2024