Dooka

Another description for poop, feces, crap, or excrement. Usually spelled with fifteen "o's" however it may be abbreviated when necessary. "Dooka" is usually used as an insult, screamed as pedestrians from a passing car. Pronounced "Ndeek" or "Doka" or "Dak" or "Doooooooooooooooka". Originated from Will, who is an eternal giner pants moron.

1. Used to insult a passerby - "DEEEK" or "DAK".
2. Used to describe object residing in toilet - "DOOKA".
3. Used in close quarters as an insult against comrade - "NNNDEEACK"

by Captain Dacker November 1, 2004

dookie howser

The act of sandwiching a fresh steamy piece of fecal matter between the married ass-cheeks of one partner and the second (female or fat "man-tittie" endowed) partner's tits.

Ass to boob poop-fucking.

Last night I was banging this chick, and she was like, "give me a 'doogie howser,'" and I was like, "what the hell is that?" "NO," she said, "a DOOKIE HOWSER -- as in HOUSING a DOOKIE!"

by Neal Patrick Harris, MD January 31, 2009

pilot-doofy

Funny young, ugly, redneck child of some very un happy parents. A PIlot-Doofy is amongst other things a DOOFUS, as his name leads us to make fun of. He has some major ego problems because somehow he believes he's hot stuff even though he's a lamer with all his big guns that are obviously a futile attempt to regain some masculinity.

Pilot-Doofy is a loser of the worst kind. Also, he seems to be dillusionnal.

Hey look a Doofus; he's desperately trying to keep his thread about his new gun alive. Oh look! Now he's trying to promote his sub par website calles mustywindows. I wonder he was smoking when he came up with that one. What a pethetic waste of flesh.

by pops January 3, 2005

Dooey

To act in a strange and unhealthy manner around girls you have just met/have only known for a short period of time, also referrs to an excess of male selfies/creepyness via social networking

Including, but not limited to;

Declaring undying love for a girl only recently met

Hiding outside girls houses in the dark to watch what they're doing

Taking an excessive number of selfies whilst staring through the camera into the very soul of the observer

Being friends on Facebook with every girl in a 15 mile radius

Prowling the streets until the early hours in an incospicuous vehicle

Anthony's only known her for 7 hours and they're already talking about marriage, he's such a dooey!

Bryan isn't coming out because he's too busy taking selfies, what a dooey thing to do!

Dad there's a dooey in the bushes, he's just watching us

Ooh girl when he looks at you his eyes penetrate your very soul, he's so dooey

by CavNorris October 8, 2013

Dookie

While the word "dookie" has become derogatory slang, the word is actually a name:

1. A surname. Dookie is an English surname, having the same origins or being in reference to the title of Duke. It is derived from the latin word dux, which means leader. Variations of the name include Dukes, Dook, Dooke, Dookes,

2. The name of a town in Victoria, Austrialia.

3. The name of a University of Melbourne Campus.

"When did the Dookie family first arrive in Canada?"
"Dookie is a farming community"
"Dookie campus is transforming agriculture through education"

by 1e1even May 6, 2014

ooka dookie

1.A Female that has an ogrish physical appearance; extremely ugly

2.Physical appearance equivalent to that of walrus

"Damn man, im wicked desperate"
"how bout her?"
"nah, i wouldnt go near that ooka dookie"

by Patrick May 13, 2005

blasting a dookie

a term used to describe a male or female crapping or to take a crap

i got to blast a dookie

by chris cain May 13, 2005