digit blocker

After spending several hours chatting someone up online, person A asks for person B's phone number. Person B plays hard to get and indicates that person A just might be lucky enough to get the phone number so person A persists with hopes that person B will eventually give in. Person A SHOULD just give up because Person B is just playing hard to get and who has time for that?

Sam: Dave, ya know I think you're superfly and would enjoy having a chat on the phone, seeing how we've hit it off on the computer for about 12 hours now.
Dave: Um no, I'm just going to tease you for ages before you finally show zero interest in me. At that point, I might give you my number just to see if you still want it.
Sam: Why ya gotta be like that, you Digit Blocker.

by Toozday October 16, 2008

Digital Ditch

The worst sort of ditching usually performed by a Digital Dick head, The act of dropping out of a online game while the team is in dire need.

Drummer- Tom get over here we need support! We're just down by 5 we can do this

Tom- Nah dude fuck you i'm gonna go play Turok! *Digital Ditches*

Drummer- You Dumbass Digital Dick head!!!

by Deported Donkey January 16, 2009

Digital Apostosis

Digital Apostosis

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Digital Apostosis

After primary announcement, integrate primarily and resurpulate netherterily.

Un ejemplo de cuyo hombre quisiera recordarme, no hay mucho tiempo quisiera vivir en un villaje de los de la mancha en astillero, adarga antiqua, rociin flaco y galgo correadoreiis.

Afuera, al frente, a la izquierda y tica, boca, habla. Toy nombre asada estrella. despues de graciarme sguir.

- Kudar X Fettucini

by [e-mail] February 3, 2009

DigitalCommando

person with great video skills, computer literate, great management qualities,

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by DigitalCommando February 4, 2009

Digitalstooge

One who acts crazy, funny, wacky, like one of the "Three Stooges" or pulls shenanigans Digitaly, whether it be on a game, YouTube, Twitter, Myspace, Facebook, Xbox Live, or anything else that is digital.

The act of being a Digitalstooge is called Digitalstoogery.

Dude 1: Dude this guy just said that he just threw a pie in my face on twitter.
Dude 2: Sounds like we got a Digitalstooge on the loose.
Dude 1: Yeah, his Digitalstoogery is getting a little out of hand.

by Rawrtino December 17, 2008

digitlexia

When you can't spell a damn word on your keyboard, esp. if you continuously type letters in the wrong order.

Every time I try to spell crap it comes out carp - I must have digitlexia!

by LimoPilot December 20, 2008

Digital Flick

removing someone as your other half in a social networking site. Usually confirms the end of the relationship in the eyes of everyone else and leaves the floodgates open for potential suiters and that you're good to go.

Jimmy "did you hear Teresa gave Bill the digital flick"
Dave "thank fook, I hear she takes Wavin for Cavan, might try get me some of that"

by Det. Spunk Murphy Limerick CID July 9, 2009