Sneaker depression

Feelings of severed dejection after attempting to buy sneakers that you have no chance of purchasing at retail.

I’m going through sneaker depression after missing releases all month.

by K.O. February 19, 2021

depression food

something you go to buy from the nearest store to numb your feelings, like snacks, chips, cereal, usually something unhealthy.

Jared: hey, where were you?
Chris: oh, I was buying depression food.

by xxalex March 2, 2021

Joyful Depression

/'joifәl dә'preSH(ә)n/
adverb
1. The sadness that comes with longing for heaven mixed with the joy of knowing that to live is Christ.
2. The feeling when your spirit is joyful but your body is depressed.

"There is so much evil in this world, I can't wait to get to Heaven."
"It sounds like you have joyful depression."

by Harper B Meek March 29, 2021

high on depression

Accepting the depression, embracing it

Dan: I’m high on life

Mecca: I’m high on depression hbu Kay
Dan: what does high on depression mean?
Mecca: It means Accepting the depression, embracing it.

by Danthebot April 30, 2021

depressed espresso

expressing you're feeling depressed in a unique way or a cute way.

"Hey! Are you okay?"
"No, I'm depressed espresso

by everything is a jojo reference January 3, 2023

food depression

The feeling of severe sadness after wasting your stomach space on a bad meal.

Dianna suffered an immediate onset of food depression after eating Lotteria in Japan instead of a bowl of ramen.

by Porkroll December 7, 2016

Depression Whore

Those types of people who are "sad" and "depressed" and play the ukelele and sing in the most monotone voice possible on YouTube for views, attention, and ad revenue. You know, that type of person who every time they open their mouth it's something to do with darkness and their (obviously fake) depression.

"Ugh, that girl is SUCH a depression whore. All she ever talks about is how her life sucks and no one loves her. But it is SO obvious that she is just doing it for attention!"

"Can you stop being a depression whore, Molly? Seriously, NO ONE is buying your fake depression and edgy comments."

by razzberryroyal February 25, 2019