the dave

Another word for cocaine. It can also be used to describe the extent at which cocaine is used and abused.

I ran into the dave last night. Yep, we got daved up until about dave thirty in the morning. I feel like the dave today.

by jophus October 22, 2008

Dave Grohl

He is man who plays in all the bands listed SCEPT THE FORGET'ZE DA TENACIOUS D YO!

OMG'ZE Dave Grohl'ze in Tenacious D?
YES YOU FUCKING PRICK!

by Cloom December 25, 2005

Suzie and Dave joke

Repeatedly employing the leads Suzie and Dave, a Suzie and Dave joke is the high point world comedic culture, combining a rare level of wit and timing that can only be appreciated by the greatest of minds.

COMEDY TIME WITH SUZIE AND DAVE
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Suzie and Dave were walking down the street.
This kid came up to Dave and challenged her to a race.
"I'm fast!" he said, "you're slow and stupid!"
"Ooh! I'll show you!" Dave said, and they began the race.
Dave won the race and the guy walked away.
"Well!" said Suzie, "You certainly showed him!"

by rezo June 18, 2004

Dave

A married man who preys on young females.

Any one heard of Dave and Bathsheba, along with the hundreds of other women he slep with.

by alicatmeeooowwwww July 1, 2010

Alright Dave

a dumb ass motherfucker

Trigger (Only Fools and Horses): Alright Dave?! Clearly it is not Dave it is Rodney - thick as shit!

by Ems August 5, 2003

hello dave

You say hello to dave
and hi to sue

'' Hello Dave ''
'' Hiiiiii Sue ''

by Jazzzzzzzzzzzzzzz July 24, 2004

Dave

Verb. To pointlessly repeat something over and over and over and over and over and over.

A reference to the TV channel Dave, which endlessly recycles BBC panel games. Not to be confused with Dave ja vue, which is the same thing but an hour later.

- " hey Dave, whatcha doin', Dave?"

- " Dave man, I'm watching Dave, Dave"

by Mathilda Underfoot February 5, 2010