crack weasel

An extreme brown noser that thrives to get thier nose a little further up the bosses ass

Look at that toupin over there, he's such a crack weasel.

crack weasel by Perday November 1, 2013

Crack head 

1.Slang (used by mostly african americans) meaning a person who is making some one laugh by being crazy, acting dumb and or acting a "fool". In reality the person is no crackhead but is just acting like one.
2. A very funny person.
3. Can also be used as class clown

"Boy u need to stop man, crackhead a**"

"Man you a straight up crack head hahaha"

Teacher: "Go to the principal's office right now Shanaynay! I will not have any crack heads in my class today."

Crack head by falalalalalalalala!! February 17, 2009

crack pants 

noun--a person who splits their pants at a party and then comes back wearing their best friend's pants.

Where did Tyler go? Oh, he's a crack pants. Oh, what a wank.

crack pants by Ali May 26, 2004

crack-a-lactating 

A term used when adressing a friend who might have large or enlarged nipples.

Hey Sasha, whats "Crack-a-lactating big nippler?"
To which he would only reply in a snide way.

crack-a-lactating by josepueblo July 24, 2008

Crack-head 

Someone who you would see while you were walking down the street of a strange neighborhood who bony and FUGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!! They usually look retarted and walk with there feet all the way behind there ugly, bony bodies (If there on that good stuff!)

There goes another crack-head. What has happened to the world these days! Oh i'm sorry man, i didn't know that was your mamma!

Crack-head by Tierra Range August 17, 2006

crack attack 

When a basehead goes through withdrawal and loses his or her shit.

Did you see the DMX show? Dude had a crack attack right up on stage!

crack attack by diasco June 10, 2004

Crack house

A house were drugs are used by junkies. The best place for a drug dealer to be because thats were his money is also known as the "house of pain"

"Fuck a trap house dats too hot we need to either post up in da back cuts or visit the Crack house"

Crack house by The cook up maN May 24, 2009