maryland mud crab

The act of pooping on a crab then jamming it in your vagina while your partner sprinkles old bay in your belly button to later lick it out

Luke gave her a Maryland mud crab for Valentine's Day

by Kdogg! May 11, 2017

Crab Arm Syndrome

Crab arm syndrome is when one arm is excessively more muscular than the other due to chronic masturbating

Colin has crab arm syndrome from beating his meat too much

by Assrhamar March 17, 2019

hermit crab food

Food that's basically for hermit crabs.

I'm feeding the hermit crab some hermit crab food.

by Ritacca February 15, 2023

Cranston Crab Pie

When you go down on a homeless woman.

Or when your girl hasn't showered in a while, and then you go down on her.

"I didn't have any quarters, so I gave her a Cranston Crab Pie instead."

by Pie eater/cranston cosi April 23, 2010

Japanese spider crab

A crab crafted by satan and is the subject of nightmares everywhere.

OH SHIT japanese spider crab NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOpe nope nope nope nope nope nope...

by nope#138949182 September 17, 2020

Crab stuffed cunt

A person, usually a woman who is always a cunt, but on this particular occasion she is extra cranky. Most often associated with menstrual cycles.

My ex is always a fucking cunt , but today she was a crab stuffed cunt. Must be that time again.

by Shore side jimmy April 30, 2014

Philadelphia Crab boil

When you're in Philadelphia and you are getting head from someone. Right when you're about to cum, you scream your own name, then you cum on the persons face, blow a handful of old bay seasoning into their eyes, and then slap them with a cheese steak.

"I had some old bay left over, so I went to pats and gave that bitch the ol Philadelphia crab boil.

by AndyDikter May 02, 2023