The Cookie Monster

When a man takes a full stack of Chips Ahoy cookies and places them at the entrance to a woman's vagina. He then proceeds to push the entire stack of cookies into her vaginal cavity and break them up with his penis as they begin intercourse.

Amy: He gave you The Cookie Monster?
Betty: Yeah I'm queefing fucking crumbs!

by TheSuperPoobzMassacre January 29, 2009

chocolate chip cookie

A white person whose body is covered with so many moles that they look like a chocolate chip cookie when naked.

That girl I used to date looked like a chocolate chip cookie and I used to play "connect the dots" with her moles.

by wolfbait51 October 4, 2011

Cookie cutters

A group of Skanks that are exact clones of each other..highly annoying and frigid..and always pretend to be drunk after 1 cooler and lead on every nice guy in the school...fking skanks

Those girls are such cookie cutters

by jellybean + baaabe May 26, 2008

cookie-monstered

The act of taking a thizz by chewing it and smiling.

I just popped my thizz but I can't believe that crazy fool Beats just cookie-monstered his!

by sickbeats June 3, 2007

milky cookie

1. an oreo submerged in milk

2. an overly excited va-jay-jay

1. Murphy, stop poking your milky cookie! It'll fall apart and your fingers will get cold!

2. Aaron! Stop poking Murphy's milky cookie! It makes her too happy and your fingers will get pruny!

by J-Boo & Se7en February 11, 2008

Fudge Cookie

When you mold a peice of waste (poop) into a cookie-like shape then add chocolate chips to it.

DO NOT EAT
prank your friends

Guy#1 hey u wanna give this guy a fudge cookie?
Guy#2 yeah let me do it... (he poops)
(guys make the fudge cookie)
Guy#3 wtf dude i was sleeping!

by EastsideMike November 2, 2009

Corporate Cookie

A term used to describe an individual working in the private sector who continues to boast about the greatness of their employer.

1. Gosh, he is such a Corporate Cookie. He always talks about how great the programs are at (insert company name here).

2. Oh man, she knew all about (insert social network) and all the qualifications needed to join the '(insert social network) of professionals.'

by CC_GG January 5, 2011