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Cold Cock's Law 

Cold Cock's Law is the law that whenever a phrase is vague yet simple enough while not having a well established definition, every single so-called comedian on Urban Dictionary will make up their own definition of it, all of which will be different.
There are like 90 definitions of "Cold Cock" on Urban Dictionary and literally every single one of them is different. That's Cold Cock's Law.
Cold Cock's Law by Whistle Dude January 11, 2022
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cold dinosaur

Temperatures cold enough to cause a man's balls to retract for warmth.
I went out for a hike in the early morning and dude let me tell you, it was freaking cold dinosaur out, major shrinkage!
cold dinosaur by RhymeForReason February 10, 2022
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Cold As Jack 

When something is extremely cold. Like, cold as Jack Frost.
Zack: It's cold here isn't it?
Arman: Yeah, Cold As Jack.
Cold As Jack by ArmanFroster February 20, 2022

Cold As Jack Frost

When something is extremely cold. Like, cold as Jack Frost.
Zack: It's cold here isn't it?
Arman: Yeah, Cold As Jack Frost
Cold As Jack Frost by ArmanFroster February 20, 2022

Cold Creep 

Cold creep is when you get pleased by a female and then you go ghost
After we fucked he cold creeped me
Cold Creep by WoniBitchAlot March 6, 2022

cold sore curtain 

Sam Elliot sure has a wicked cold sore curtain.”

cold ribs 

Other slang for a "cold heart". You're heart is so frozen that it spreads to your ribs. To have both of them usually means you're a person who lacks total affection in general.
Guy 1: Man, you're a cold-hearted person for leaving her on that date.
Guy 2: What can I say bro, I got cold ribs.
cold ribs by kokobarker973 June 26, 2022