Clam Radio

The act of putting earbuds in a females butt, turning the volume all the way up, then putting your ear up to her vagina and jamming out.

Last night I was listening to Metallica on clam radio and it ruled!

by g2hhbu September 11, 2014

Clam Chutney

Typically caused by ejaculating half of one's man chowder inside and spraying the rest all over the outer region of the vagina. The recipient must not bathe for three days to achieve optimal results.

I thought I'd give Jenni something special for Valentine's Day so I started to engage in cunnilingus. I took one look and said "Damn, girl. Where's the crackers? You got some Clam Chutney up in here! Go take a bath.

by Marquis70 March 27, 2011

clam jammy

When a guy gets stuck in a woman.

Agh! Dude, I'm stuck in this clam jammy!

by White Attache November 10, 2013

Slacks Clam

A vagina. In a P-whipped dude or D-Bag kind of way.

Kenny: Bob "can't" go out tonight. He is being such a Slacks Clam.
Tom: I know. His new girlfriend wont let him leave her sight.

Joe: Look at all those frat boys smoking their Juul's. What a bunch of Slacks Clams!

by WestCoast45 December 20, 2018

clam piece

Another glorious term for a woman's hoohaa, more formally known as the vagina. Clam is used in relation to the ocean and it's fishy aroma.

Boy: "What is wrong?"
Girl: "There is sand in my clam piece and it's itchy!"

by SauceBossRoss May 29, 2014

busted clam

A really miserable,grumpy,angry looking face

John..hey,look at that fit bird over there! George..are you messing?She's got a face like a busted clam!

by Game Old Bird November 22, 2017

Clam pad

When you have clam chatter you need a clam pad to quiet it down so not to disturb others.

Paul had the boss so loose she was embarrassed to walk around work from all that clam chatter. So she had to use a clam pad to quiet things up down there.

by Clamer October 20, 2016