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clit monger

A monger of clits, ie. a pimp.
someone who sells and buys women on the prostitution market.

Also, a type of swear word used in a friendly and joking fashion to friends

can also be called 'clit vendor' or 'clit salesman'
"Get outta hee, you fuckin' clit monger!"
by Bozman August 11, 2006
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clue phone

An imaginary phone, whose futile hope, is to alert the terminally oblivious to reality.

This put down probably unintentionally originated in 1973 with the forerunner of Wheel of Fortune, Shopper's Bazaar. A player could pick up the clue phone in front of them to hear whether the puzzle was a person, place or thing.
Someone needs to pick up the clue phone.

Ask not for whom the clue phone rings, it rings for thee.

Will (insert politician here) please pick up the white courtesy clue phone.
by The Winch December 15, 2008
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clairellen

A word used to describe someone who is possibly THE most amazing thing you will ever encounter in your entire life, and more. You should definitely change your name to Clairellen.
(this could be you): OMG! I just met someone named Clairellen! What a mind-blowingly amazing experience! My life is complete! mmmm.
by mmmmtasty May 22, 2008
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cloverbutter

A word used to describe what a male ejaculates. Also known as cum,skeet,and semen.
Hey homie, you should of seen the money shot I gave Sara. I shot cloverbutter all over her!
by JuggaloJG August 16, 2009
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Clutchclusive

A state of being so incredibly awesome/amazing yet essential and swank.
jamar: I just got into the underground night whistlers concert. I had the only ticket that I found at urban outfitters in a book that was too mainstream for me.

harold: "That is so Clutchclusive"
by v-necksweaternation August 29, 2011
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Clam-Kushed

The desirable high when you want to relax; not too sober, not too high, just high enough. Not to be confused with productivity highs, but to instead be related to laziness and relaxation. This is a substitute for the term "couch-stuck."
Jay: Yeah man, that bowl has got me lifted. I don't want to move my damn leg an inch.

Larry: Hell yeee, I'm clam-kushed as a mothafucka.
by theultimatehighon December 10, 2012
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Cleptocracy

A type of government in which corruption is widespread. The corruption is so strong that society accepts it as a part of normality, reacting with suspicion when some public worker or politician doesn't embezzle something.
Gosh, that mayor actually used the city's money to build stuff for the city. Something's not right here. That's a disrespect to our cleptocracy!

dafuq just happened, those people were convicted for corruption? Is that a crime, really?! That's absurd, i thought we were living in a cleptocracy here!
by dignusplz January 16, 2013
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