Clapping Your Ass Cheeks

When someone is lying out of their ass so obviously that their cheeks start clapping together.

“I swear Stacy came on to me she was all over me at the club last night.”
“Bro there’s no way that happened stop clapping your ass cheeks.”

by BIGCHUNGUS42069 January 17, 2019

Golf Clap Them Cheeks

This is what you do whenever you have to have sex really quietly.

I had to golf clap them cheeks with my girlfriend last night, or her roommate might have woken up.

by Undo Hajiban September 27, 2020

Rose Cheeked Baby Gazer

The Rosy Cheeked Baby Gazer is an extremely rare animal, defined by it's bright pink cheeks, soft plump lips, round nostrils, and hair that is long, soft and blonde.

It has a very innocent stare, typical of most cute animals. There is currently only one in captivity, name Kacey, in the highlands of Scotland

Wow ... that Rose Cheeked Baby Gazer is the most adorable thing i've ever seen!

by Greenlover55 July 14, 2016

hit you in your cheeks

It is an expression used in the, "if it hit you", manner. As in something you currently do not realize or experience. It literally means if something bluntly hit you in your butt/ass cheeks.

"You wouldn't know loyalty if it hit you in your cheeks, homie." - Quote or similar quote to a line said by Carl Johnson to Ryder in GTA: SA

by chickewingzbruh November 21, 2016

run them ass cheeks

a way of saying I want to fuck

I was in jail minding my business and this big buff dude told me run them ass cheeks

by Bitxhdfulookinat April 19, 2018

One Cheek Sneak

When recieving oral from your partner, you tell that bitch to close his/her eyes and open his/her mouth (making him/her believe you are about to blow your load) then you turn around and expell vile ass fumes into your partners open mouth.

Yo dude, i gave that bitch from the bar a one cheek sneak she will never forget!

Hey dave, I totally just shit in this girls mouth, she never saw the ol one cheek sneak coming!

by Dirty Mike and the guys December 27, 2010

4-fingered Scarlet Cheek

when a individual belonging to either to the male or female species has just been thwacked in his/her face for reasons unknown to him/her and a four-fingered scarlet mark has been left on the thwacked cheek.

Dawson: "why do you have red marks on your face dude?"
Winston: "hey man, its not red marks... the label is 4-fingered scarlet cheek man! it's alright... i'll survive i got busted for not paying my dues"

by djquest June 15, 2010