Dead Charlie 

The creative art of masturbating without the feeling in your arm or hand. The extremity has "fallen alseep" due to poor circulation in the arm. Ultimately the sensation is that of another person, since you cannot feel your own hand performing the act.

Bill decided to perform a Dead Charlie after his hand feel asleep and was overwhelmed with the false sensation of another person jacking him off.

Dead Charlie by BillGu February 21, 2009

Bravo Charlie 

"Bravo Charlie" from the military phonetic alphabet used to transmit letters or code via telephone or radio, stands for "BC," or, in this case, "Beaver Curtains."

"Bravo Charlie" or "Beaver Curtains" (noun pl)

: The vaginal labia majora of female mammals, namely the female homo sapien.

Examples of Bravo Charlie used:

• Hey, Brianna, come near me with that pair of man-scaping scissors and I'm going to kick you in the Bravo Charlie.

• That girl had a Bravo Charlie that I wouldn't touch with your transexual mother's meat sleeve.

Bravo Charlie by Expediteplanb May 10, 2011

Whiskey Charlie 2 

A radio call sign using the phonetic alphabet to signal that you are taking a shit. Whiskey Charlie = Water Closet and 2 meaning your shitting.

Gurad 1: S2 calling S1. What's your 20?
Guard 2: I'm in the process of a Whiskey Charlie 2
Guard 1: 10-4 Remember to wipe this time.

Whiskey Charlie 2 by Creepy Dave November 2, 2012

Having a Charlie Sheen moment 

When you are rude and condescending while having a temper tantrum.

Bob: I'm sick of my family, they are all losers, ugly and have no friends.

Joe: Just because they won't give you money and a place to stay doesn't mean they are rude and ugly. Sounds like you are having a Charlie Sheen moment!

Having a Charlie Sheen moment by Happygolucky123 March 13, 2011

Dirty dirty charlie 

A dirty charlie is when you put a handful of mud in a sock and tell your friends it's shit. They'll eat it looking forwards to the smokey goodness and be disgusted to find that the brown substance is in fact mud and not shit.

"You trickster Daniel, you got me with the dirty dirty charlie, yuck!"

Dirty dirty charlie by Shitlover68 May 20, 2021

charlie brown 

An accidental fecal discharge caused by overexcitement due to being sexually touched by a female who is way out of one's league, as when the "Peanuts" character Charlie Brown has the football taken away from him by Lucy Van Pelt just as he is about to kick it; a mere fart or mild shart does not count as a "charlie brown" due to the fact that one might easily recover sexual activity with aforementioned hot chick, whereas a full dump is almost certainly a fashion-model fuck deal-breaker

Dude ... don't tell anyone about this ... but I had a date with you-know-who last night. Yeah, I know. Fantastic, huh? Fuck you, dude! That pot roast your mother made us totally made me charlie brown it! Stop laughing, asshole! It's not funny!

premature post-sex BM stinky date-breaker bowel cock-blocker intestinal disfortitude brown-bagging it steaming goodnighter

charlie brown by THE DOOMED STUFFING May 21, 2014

five card charlie

1. When someone has five sexually transmitted diseases at the same time.
(i.e. aids, ghonorea, crabs, syphillis, herpes)
2. When a person who is playing Blackjack is dealt five cards but does not bust.

1. Dude you had better avoid that girl, she's got the five card charlie.
2. I had a five card charlie going but the dealer still got 21.

five card charlie by T.C. April 14, 2005