Magic Green Carpet

Another term for marijuana

Ted: Hey man you ride that magic green carpet recently?
Man: All day everyday bruh!

by AngelicFarmer November 6, 2016

Carpet Bass

Carpet Bass is mythical fish often blamed for lost or missing items. Espeically for items that are dropped and then immediately can't be found. Carpet bass are know to be especially prevelent in dryers and the floors of cars.

Dammit, I dropped my lighter and now I can't find it. The carpet bass must have eaten it.

by ThreeHills June 4, 2007

carpet crack

Someone with a hairy anus/taint.

Don’t let Joe bend over, he’s got a real carpet crack

by maxreboband October 21, 2020

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when u a lebian and yo girl give you the head. the BEST head imaginable in the cosmos

damn, my girl really gave me the

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last night!

by beeflover42069 December 12, 2023

grungy carpet

A very hairy vagina that has not been maintained well and is extremely unsanitary

A vagina with wool so dirty that you probably would get an STD from just touching it

"Bro, I went to fuck your sister yesterday, but she had a really bad grungy carpet. Get her to fix that shit homie."

by Parks and Rekt November 23, 2015

Human Red Carpet

A team of midgets it red morph suits let you step on them where you go

“HIGHLY recommend this whole ‘Human Red Carpet’ thing. I just feel so superior walking on red carpet wherever I go.”

by Futt Bucker69 September 27, 2020

carpet muncher

lesbian who eats other woman out.

lexi is such a fucking carpet muncher

by ooffkjasdofkjpafdfgfdhgfhjfghj February 12, 2022