by CRAFTYKAREN June 6, 2022
Get the Big daddy carlmug. A member of the Hard ₵arls, the most elite crew of shuffle dancers. At Christmas, they're also known as the ₵hristmas ₵arls.
I saw the Hard Carls last night - them boys really know how to shuffle! Them Hard Carl boys really know how to shuffle!
by ₵arl October 16, 2021
Get the Hard Carlmug. Court ordered child support ordered to be paid by the hard working mom to the deadbeat self employed dad.
Judge: "I hereby award father $500/month in Carl Support."
Carl father "I object, that's not enough, I need more!"
Judge: "Order in the court!"
Judge bangs gavel and mutters under his breath, "shut the fuck up, carl."
Carl father "I object, that's not enough, I need more!"
Judge: "Order in the court!"
Judge bangs gavel and mutters under his breath, "shut the fuck up, carl."
by Profound Observations July 11, 2025
Get the Carl Supportmug. Carl is god. He created the universe. He created you. Why support stinky Jesus when you can stan Very Cool and Unique Carl. Elijah Daniel rose Carl from the grave. Everyone say thank you Elijah! Carl is the answer to all your problems. All you gotta do is sacrifice your first born child to Carl and then Carl will always be with you. Praise Carl.
by carlstannie69 September 1, 2019
Get the Carlmug. A man that looks like old man Carl from the movie up also known as Michael 😂 he’s low key so stupid he’s a dick but he’s funny he’s always there for you in his own way
by ????$?$?$&!?&&?&!& July 5, 2022
Get the old man carlmug. Carl that nigga
Carl is a very sexy looking man he also has a fucking massive 13 inch cock and he can't get away from the ladies with his massive dick and sexy style and he is very kind aswell
Carl is a very sexy looking man he also has a fucking massive 13 inch cock and he can't get away from the ladies with his massive dick and sexy style and he is very kind aswell
Carl is cool
by Sexylad6969 November 24, 2021
Get the Carlmug. 