Captain Falcon

Has "Golden Nipples of Destiny"

Samurai Goroh is a fat fuck for Captain Falcon's cock lololoololo

by Dr. Stewart August 27, 2003

captain

A rank in many modern militaries that is above a 1st lieutenant and below a major (Army/Marine/Air Force) or above a commander and below a lower rear admiral (Navy/Coast Guard).

Captain Jones was the head of the platoon.

by Nicolaivich January 18, 2004

captain fantastic

commonly used nickname for male genitalia

Don't talk to me talk to Captain Fantastic, he did it.

Wake up Captain Fantastic, I need you!

by shbenshkabob September 14, 2005

Captain Awesome

1 A person who is in charge of his/her team, group, club, or some entity consisting of multiple people, and overuses the word awesome, while still maintaining the leadership role!

2 In the hit NBC show "Chuck", Devon Woodcomb is referred to as Captain Awesome for his excessive usage of the word awesome.

1 "Captain Awesome, can I start in the big game tonight?"
"Sure, that would be awesome!"

2 "You still dating Captain Awesome?"
"Don't call him that, he doesn't use the word 'that' much?"

by itharmil August 27, 2009

capitalism

A system that never really existed and is made fun of by people who desire socialism, which also has never really existed.

Political economist are the modern sophist.

by Squamous Chicken August 19, 2003

capitalism

a system that allows socialists to sell their books and make profits too!!!!

IRONIC????

YES

marx became popular because of capitalism, which sold his books, not socialism, which took them away.

by sorry can't give you that February 23, 2008

captain morgan

Alcohlic beverage, technically spiced rum. It's what Eric got suspended for.

Eric drank captain morgans and came to school! now hes suspended for 10 fucking days! LOL!

by Eric January 7, 2005