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Cancers

CANCERS
by lolcan’thavethis March 26, 2021
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breast cancer badge

when you grab a random friend's boob for the first time
I just got my breast cancer badge from Jackie today!
by H@nn@ October 13, 2011
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Cancer

What killed my aunt😭😭😭
Person: I heard your ____ died from cancer😭
You: yeah, sadly.😭
by ZumBugOfficial November 30, 2021
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Cancer

Cancers are funny, intelligent, shy, and sometimes mean zodiac signs. when they are angry they will explode and give you what you got coming if you push their buttons. they are kind and goofy with their friends and loves having company. cancers will win every fight they have been in. sometimes they have troubles getting rid of toxic friendships because they hate being alone. even though they dont have a lot of friends in their circles, they have a lot of associates.
Oh wow i didnt know you were a cancer!
by Lenaaaaaaaaaaaa February 26, 2020
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Tires against cancer

Magic car tires found rarely in nature that can cure cancer.
Thanks to Tires against cancer, my cancer was cured!
by Ligij September 26, 2023
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Hessticular Cancer

A type of cancer developed in both the brain and testicular areas, where it affects all rizz to the point of being as low as a “Super Senior”. It repels almost all of the female genome. It also affects the male genome, as the carrier is affected in a way where their humor is absolute shit, and is almost completely annoying, and makes other males want to snap kick the carrier in the neck. They also are desperate for rides to lunch, and are like leeches if they stick by you. It also slowly makes the carrier appear and act more zesty
Doctor: I’m sorry son, it appears you have Hessticular Cancer, you will get no bitches

Ex. Of Rizz: “Where’s my hug at?” “Let’s compare hand sizes!!” “(Referring ‘nudes’ as in leftover noodles) Does anyone want her nudes?”
by Hooey Macgoo April 9, 2023
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Cancer

A mutation in healthy human cells turning them into harmful ones
AKA dakbli qabdu nannuk dak l liba
"Foxx nannuk dak li qabdu cancer u sploda"
by Mintoff the king May 21, 2021
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