Bearded Marsrat

The Bearded Marsrat is a small, rodent like animal which inhabits the deep craters and canyons of the equatorial regions of Mars. It's lifespan is 60-75 earth calendar years, although it undergoes extended periods of deep isolation in accordance with the Mars winter. As the Mars year is approx. 1.88 times the length of that on earth, the Bearded Marsrat will hibernate between 27-38 times in its life.

The Bearded Marsrat is such a cool lifeform! I wish could hibernate through the Mars Winter.

by Dr. Georgia F. Ake April 17, 2020

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Beard Sleep

The crusty deposit left around the mouth in the morning after dribbling into your beard during sleep.

He awoke in a funky haze of booze and regret, his mouth dry and encrusted with Beard Sleep.

by Grumpy bear 69 May 8, 2020

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Beard-Mask

Grown facial hair that is attached to the face through follicles in the skin found mostly in most male homo sapiens. Not much different than a Beard, the Beard-Mask is instead used for reasons classically inconsistent with historical practices such as; protecting the face from harsh elements, religious practices, being unable to shave from lack of resources, and mere preference. Instead, a Beard-Mask is grown to cover any number of jarring inconsistencies to the face or emotional well-being of its wearer. These reasons include: Covering the ravages of pubescent acne scars. Physical deformation of the face or neck. Having a baby-face, or youthfully juvenile appearance. Double Chin. Perceived Unattractiveness. Overall Unattractiveness. Low/ Non-Existent self-esteem.

Matt definitely wears that creepy beard-mask to cover his toxic self-esteem, not to mention, those giant welts from acne and poor hygiene.

by bentslightly August 2, 2022

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Bearded git

A completely ignorant, childish person with no manners and a beard.

What a bearded git

by Bearded git August 22, 2022

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camron beard

he is the best guy youll ever meet. he is a amazing boyfriend and a great listener. i love him so much . happy 2 years babe!!!

i love camron beard

by nleroucq October 24, 2022

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Beardful ben

Beardful ben is an extremely digstgai dude. Gets no girls or boys. Very loneley, No family, No firemnds, gveyr very veyr sadge and losnely, dont hang out with beardfuk ben. Hang with beardLESS ben.

"Ew is that BEARDFUL BEN !!! Run eveyrpne!!"

by beepbop121 November 5, 2021

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