Trent: oh yeah i love my wife aha aha
brian: 100% in a beard marriage bro
carl: yeah sad that it needs to exist tho
brian: on jah brother
brian: 100% in a beard marriage bro
carl: yeah sad that it needs to exist tho
brian: on jah brother
by streamcatvideosonline February 20, 2022
guy 1: Yeah man that girl had a huge bush
guy 2: Oh was it really that hairy
guy 1: Yeah dude she had a sailor beard
guy 2: Oh was it really that hairy
guy 1: Yeah dude she had a sailor beard
by 6willdoit April 06, 2021
Kendall was impressed with Chad's Dixie beard when she lifted the hospital gown to insert a catheter.
by RUNR1980 March 31, 2019
The crusty, leftover residues left from a particularily enthusiastic session of cunnilingus on one's face.
The lad had such a crazy night licking out multiple girls. He had a battle beard which would have surprised even the most battle-hardened fanny lickers.
by Kirkus Maximus May 05, 2017
he is the best guy youll ever meet. he is a amazing boyfriend and a great listener. i love him so much . happy 2 years babe!!!
i love camron beard
by nleroucq October 25, 2022
A beard no longer than 1/2 inch long used by hipsters to get jobs in coffee shops and pick up impressionable chicks wearing converse shoes. You may not "get it" at first. If it is "hollywood scruff" and under 1/8 of an inch it does not qualify. Rednecks who can't grow beards also don't qualify. To distinguish between the two, ask if they like the new Toby Keith album. If they say, "Who?" Then you have encountered a hipster with a faux beard.
Wow, that guy in the Verizon 4G commercial with the rocket totally has a faux beard. I didn't even know hipsters liked rockets.
by jessesuit May 12, 2011
A random unknown object in a person's beard ex: trash, lint, debris, candy wrappers, dead insects...
by tallywacker3 December 29, 2014