Bullshit

1. When people say random shit to your face
2. Lies

3. One might say: I'm allergic to peoples bullshit

a random loser: OMG WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! YOUR BOYFRIEND R*PED ME LAST NIGHT!!!
You: *Realizes you don't have a boyfriend*
You: THAT'S COMPLETE BULLSHIT

by Your non-existing friend May 4, 2022

Zamboni bullshit

When something is random and makes no sense or there’s no explanation for…

Hes been acting weird but I’m not sure why?

Well he must just be on that Zamboni bullshit.

by Rock_a_goth April 5, 2024

Bullshit fun

Beyond a good time

The day that res got Bullshit fun was the day Alex, Steve, John, and Liam made a home-made slip n' slide after uni exams.

by Johnno2302 January 22, 2009

fucking bullshit

np. A term used to describe something unfair or unjust. Can also be used to describe a term that is pure cap.
np. A saying used when you randomly disconnect from your neighbors wi-fi.

THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT
(used for all of the above)

by Churros_XD acc2 July 7, 2024

Goat-Ass Bullshit

Term used to describe ridiculous policies or decisions that are void any semblance of common sense or rationality.

Who the Fuck came up with this Goat-Ass Bullshit?

by Used2Bscrubs August 9, 2024

Bullshit Artistry

The practice of falsehood and lies to gain notoriety or claim expertise on a topic or subject

Another example of Bullshit Artistry. A person claiming to be a science expert without credentials

by jondich January 7, 2021

Bullshit

When your English teacher tells your class in the beginning of the day that you will do a worksheet in class the next day, but then decides to change her mind at the last minute of the school day, and ony tells the last class.

Me: What happened over the past night was bullshit!
Friend: It sure as Hell was

by Dat_Dank_Dude_From_Detroit May 4, 2018