Canned Bread
Canned Bread by RivaL214 January 9, 2023
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Take the bread out of the oven
Cook: "Hey Chef, I need to run downstairs and take the bread out of the oven!"
Chef: "What the hell? We don't have an oven downst... ooooooh. Light a match when you're done."
Chef: "What the hell? We don't have an oven downst... ooooooh. Light a match when you're done."
Take the bread out of the oven by bblack1220 October 29, 2009
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Twistin the Bread
When someone is making up a lame excuse like in school and the teacher stops you mid excuse, the lame excuse is known as twistin the bread. The teacher would also add to the end, "you twist the bread, it's gonna fly out the window."
"Hey are you twistin the bread?" Mr. Curran asked incredulously, "cause if you twist the bread, it's gonna fly out the window."
Twistin the Bread by JoeyPencils October 17, 2012
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first piece of bread by NiggaTheBoss420 April 25, 2015
sausage in bread
The act of laying a log like turd in someones hand. Because it looks like a sausage in bread, the hand being the bread and the turd being the sausage. For added effect add sauce.
Old mate had passed out at the party and was being a little bit lippy before hand, so we gave him a sausage in bread, hope he doesnt eat in his sleep.
sausage in bread by Canabul Carnz May 24, 2016
If he cant break bread he fake
When someone (usually your friend) doesnt want to share something with you, you say this and now they have to give you it or else they’re fake
Originally said by LA Capone in a freestyle
Originally said by LA Capone in a freestyle
Guy 1: “Aye bro lemme get some chips”
Guy 2: “Nah bro they’re mine”
Guy 1: “If he cant break bread he fake”
Guy 2: “Alright fine bro i’ll give you some”
Guy 2: “Nah bro they’re mine”
Guy 1: “If he cant break bread he fake”
Guy 2: “Alright fine bro i’ll give you some”
If he cant break bread he fake by sikbone November 15, 2022
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when balls collide into a homosexual loaf of bread while another man has an erection while inside of the man with his balls in a loaf of bread (typically there is another man in the background doing the hamburger with his dick)