Boof Bandit

Someone who steals items from stores by shoving them up their anus.

"Well, we can be Boof Bandits too!" "Oh yeah? Well go boof infront of that cop in the gas station!"

by i just pissed my apants December 18, 2025

Boof

Shitty Weed; an underwhelming product

"i don't think I'm gonna buy a sack from derrick again, he just sold me an eighth of boof for $40"

by clownio November 25, 2019

Boof dinger

Placing drugs on your penis and having anal sex for quicker absorption of the drugs, as in boofing and dick dingers.

Do you have the lube and coke? I'm ready for a boof dinger.

by Boofdingin January 13, 2024

Boof

To biff, fuck up basically. To while out or get destroyed. Shitting ones bed... making a mistake

"Awww just boofed my knee on the coffee table"

"THOUGHT IT WAS ONLY THURSDAY NOT FRIDAY IM GUNNA GET FIRED!"

by K8TERSH8TERS July 27, 2025

boof kick

A kick with the intended result being the kicker's foot going straight up the kickee's rear end.

"Dude, Jason pissed me off so I gave him a friendly boof kick."

by kookinit August 21, 2013

lil doink boof wood

The all mighty pumpkin. The pumpkin god of all of the world.

Bro that pumpkin is lil doink boof wood

by Pumpkinlover6969 October 1, 2018

Boof

Knock off “designer” weed (marijuana crafted at its finest and marketed to customers looking for a luxury smoking experience.) or just plain horrible weed…smells bad. Usually looks bad. Not grown with care. Tiny nugs or shake. Little to no terps. May even look good but always taste like crap. Doesn’t get you high. Doesn’t break up right. May have too many chemicals or added PGRS (Plant Growth Regulators). Usually the smoke produces black ash. Boof may also be sold in fancy knockoff packaging at a high price to fool the customer or even at low price in sandwich baggies to attract those looking to save money. May also be referred to as mids although sometimes boof can be far worse. Any marijuana product that was made from boof is boof. There are boof edibles, boof dabs, boof hash rosin, etc.

IE: (1) Dude support your local grower, the dispensaries usually have boof. I don’t think you’d wanna smoke that, it doesn’t get me high. (2) I don’t like to smoke with them. They only smoke boof and that stuff gives me a headache. It doesn’t even have a smell (3) I think I’m gonna hit up Jookz I wanna smoke some real exotics and the pwner never has boof. He’s allergic to boof.

by JookzdaPwneR March 29, 2022