A blumpkin is where you receive oral sex while taking a shit. A BARBER blumpkin is where you, after receiving a blumpkin, rip some hair off of the girl(and or guy)and wipe with it.
by Sly Fucker March 17, 2009
Get the Barber Blumpkinmug. Prarie Blumpkin, and verb. This is where a dude gets blown in a hot porta pottie, and as the guy getting blown cuts, he blasts his buddy in the face with an egg.
"What did you do this weekend? "
"Not much, drank some white claws and hung out with the boyz got me a Prarie Blumpkin"
"Not much, drank some white claws and hung out with the boyz got me a Prarie Blumpkin"
by Saker November 22, 2024
Get the Prarie blumpkinmug. by Tdiddy83 October 7, 2016
Get the Drunken blumpkinmug. "Yo Jack! Did you hear Jordan stomped his shit down a shower drain while getting head from Iggy?"
"Yeah man, that's called a Blumpkin Waffle-Job"
"Yeah man, that's called a Blumpkin Waffle-Job"
by Freaky White Boy January 3, 2025
Get the Blumpkin Waffle-Jobmug. When somebody gives you a blumpkin while simultaneously gripping and twisting your penis, giving you an Indian burn
by MilkyFrogLeg April 22, 2024
Get the Indian blumpkinmug. A vehicle used to for cascading the soil dunes of any central slash state (e.g Maryland). The rider is known to wear a fake fake-digital camo jumpsuit and be goofy at all times. For the vehicle to be considered a Yamaha Blumpkin, the rider must taking a shit at all times while on the vehicle.
"Yo dude that guy totally shredded while on his Yamaha Blumpkin today."
"Did you see that power ranger shred on that Yamaha Blumpkin?"
"Did you see that power ranger shred on that Yamaha Blumpkin?"
by Zordon19104 March 25, 2013
Get the Yamaha Blumpkinmug. The act of one performing, and another receiving, oral sex whilst seated on the toilet, preferably defecating. Popular in Maine.
After that meatball grinder, I was sure she wouldn't be up for the good old blumpkin, but she followed me straight into the shithouse and went to work.
by rebel ase November 7, 2012
Get the good old blumpkinmug.