Mile-high blumpkin

The act of receiving a satisfying blumpkin during flight in an airplane bathroom.

On my way to a my frat brother’s bachelor party in Vegas I received a ball draining Mile-high blumpkin from the flight attendant.

by Mile-height pilot December 11, 2022

Spotted blumpkin

When one has anal sex with a female pulls out she defecates on herself and you then ejaculate on the feces

The other night during very vigorous sex I gave Valerie a spotted blumpkin.

by Oklahoma tingler December 27, 2022

Cuntry Blumpkin

A blumpkin performed by an inbred redneck

Damn, that hillbilly Shannon gives a mean cuntry blumpkin!

by RollyMoFo January 3, 2023

COUNTRY BLUMPKIN

Giving a blumpkin, (BJ on the Privy) in an Outhouse.

Steven said to Jessicah; "I heard Lawrence got a country blumpkin from Elissa last night over at the outhouse out yonder".....

by Chainsaw_cutie January 7, 2023

Country Blumpkin

A blumpkin, but instead of defecating in a toilet, you’re shitting in a yard.

I was receiving a country blumpkin from Amber Lynn, when the homeowner came out and threatened us with a deer rifle.

by HBlackCountryBlumpkin January 14, 2023

SMUTT BLUMPKIN

Just like a regular blumpkin ( guy gets a blowjob while on the toilet ) but the guy is watching Shrek 2.

Justin got a Smutt Blumpkin in his house back in 2016 at the point in the movie where Donkey gets his courage

by Untoucha-ball December 3, 2023

Blumpkin

When you poop and then sit on it

I went to poop and accidentally still had the lid down and I blumpkined.

by Kit Cable December 18, 2023