Cake batter is the elusive middle-state shit that is not quite hard but not quite loose or watery, but somewhere in between. Prominent indicators of cake batter are the large amount of fecal matter left clinging to the ass/hair as well as the need to exceed the nominal wipe count in order achieve maximum cleanliness.
Much like a quality meringue, Adam's cake batter exhibited well formed peaks in both the bowl and his ass.
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When Sama fired the Ghetto blaster, all the surrounding car windows blew out and Cameron involuntarily shit his pants.
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boy: Uh Oh! the condom broke.... girl: dont worry, i have a water hose!!! time for some egg blaster action
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