gay bird

somebody acting retarded beyond comprehension, belief, or making it clear that they are "better than everyone"

" god damn it, zoe's being such a freaking gay bird"

by allie and sara November 24, 2007

Bird is the word

Epic family guy parody of the song Surfin' bird - The Trash men

Were peter basically sings the whole song.

Peter:A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, bird is the word
Meg: NO U
Chris: I LIEK MUDKIPZ

by 4TL December 9, 2008

Shit Bird

Person who usually looks and smells like a pile of shit. They also have no problem shitting on other people especially co-workers.

Benzoni’s white t shirt is fucking yellow and stinks. He’s definitely the biggest shit bird in the 10th.

Benzoni was hit with a detail but like a total shit bird he cried and got out of it. Now another guy is getting fucked with that detail.

by FormerCarGuy September 29, 2018

swirly bird

Mixing a drink with a penis rather than a stir or swizzle stick.

Patron: Bartender, could I get bloody mary but with a bit a tanginess.
Bartender: What did you have in mind?
Patron: Could you give it a swirly bird?
Bartender: You are in luck, I haven't washed my cock for a couple days.

by Teabagman August 3, 2012

bird peeper

A physician or doctor who examines a woman's vagina. One who looks at or examines a woman's genitalia.

"Oh man, I have an appointment to go see my bird peeper. Oh how I hate going!"

"Thank God, I only have to see a bird peeper once a year!"

by G J July 16, 2008

Eat bird

An interjection similar to "get lost" or "quit it"

Entomology: Comes from a story on TardBlog where a retarded boy eats an embryonic bird and later exclaims "eat bird" - it's usage, however, has little to do with the entomology.

Random guy: Hey baby, let's see those tits!
Girl: Eat bird.

by Clive Braddock June 23, 2005

Bird Walk

A song by Soulja Boy. Also accompanied by a dance called the 'Bird Walk'.

"Watch me hit my bird walk!"

by Rickyy. January 20, 2009