BibleToting

-John 1:1 NKJV “In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.”
-John 1:2 NKJV “He was in the beginning with God.”
-John 1:3 NKJV “All things were made through Him, and without Him nothing was made that was made.”
-John 1:4 NKJV “In Him was life, and the life was the light of men.”
-John 1:5 NKJV “And the light shines in the darkness, and the darkness did not comprehend it.”

-John 1:14 NKJV “And the Word became flesh and dwelt among us, and we beheld His glory, the glory as of the only begotten of the Father, full of grace and truth.”

-John 4:23 NKJV “But the hour is coming, and now is, when the true worshipers will worship the Father in spirit and truth; for the Father is seeking such to worship Him.”
-John 4:24 NKJV “God is Spirit, and those who worship Him must worship in spirit and truth.””

-Romans 12:1 NKJV “I beseech you therefore, brethren, by the mercies of God, that you present your bodies a living sacrifice, holy, acceptable to God, which is your reasonable service.”
-Romans 12:2 NKJV “And do not be conformed to this world, but be transformed by the renewing of your mind, that you may prove what is that good and acceptable and perfect will of God.”

Them: What is BibleToting?
Jesus Christ: “Matthew 11:15 NKJV “He who has ears to hear, let him hear!””

by Mr. Clay; Vessel Improver September 14, 2021

Bible

The Bible is a book of GOD, it is Holy, though often contains many memes as said by the kids these days. Amen.

Dave: Oh Man, I love reading the Bible

Charlie: What’s that?

Dave: Something all the hip kids have

by TheSoupSupreme October 3, 2021

Bible

The Bible is a book where you find all the religious events that have happened in the past. Some of the stories have proven to be true. Some objects from it were found and some prophecies happened or still happening. For example, in the Book of Revelations is written so many things that are happening right now. For all the atheists, just please stop making fun of christians since we literally haven't done anything wrong, we just belive in something else (if a "christian" did something wrong or forced you into his beliefs, then he has personal problems, that dosent apply to normal christian people, we are humans aswell even if we belive in something you don't). I know the bible might seem dark, but if you open your eyes thats the truth, thats the world we live in because of the sin in it, and the emptiness people have, and can't fill. The Bible is mostly misunderstood by people because they don't actually spend enough time trying to understand and take it as a joke, which makes it impossible to understand. But the small definition of the Bible is "the truth".

Normal human being: What's a bible?
Christian/anyone that knows anything about the bible: The book of truth
Normal human being: Why do you think is the truth?
Christian/whatever: Because everything in it is happening right now.

by weird guy everyone hates October 9, 2021

Bible

A bible is the holy book Christians use. It includes of all the people of God and the life of Jesus and letters. It focuses on how God saved The Jews, the people of God.

-Hey! What's your favorite part of the Bible??

-Hmm..I like the Book of Luke!

-Wow! Me too!

by iiSimplyBrxwnie November 21, 2021

Bible

It’s an expression, currently used my tha Kardashian. It means « I swear »

So instead saying « i swear, it was delicious ! » you should say « omg BIBLE, it was delicious ! »

by Coffeelover05 November 24, 2021

Biblioklept

A person who loves reading books due to which they steal books.

Jake: Look, I have heard that guy is a Biblioklept. Even he doesn't know how many books he has stolen.
James: We cant blame him. Its just because he loves to read.

by SomeUrbanDefinator November 26, 2021

bibliocommunist

A communist that gains power by impersonating a religious leader. Or someone who eats apples in school.

That guy is a serious bibliocommunist.

by Funkyfrogiz January 17, 2022