faux bars

The indication that you have full cell phone signal strength until you actually try to make a call, at which point you lose all bars, only to have them return when you cancel the unsuccessful call.

I had 4 faux bars but I still couldn't make the call.

by T-Moto December 6, 2006

shtitty bar

A really bad strip club, commonly characterized by employing women of questionable looks, talent and DNA.

Adam: "Hey, let's go to the strip club!"

Jeff: "I can't, fool. I'm broke like a joke."

Adam: "We'll just go to a shtitty bar, it will be cheap!"

Jeff: "Sweet, I hope we see a Yeti working the pole again."

by Jeff H July 7, 2008

bar tail

The easy chick at the bar.

"I'm taking you out tonight, dude. No more of this suckfuck. Give the Dirt Devil a rest. No, we're scoring some bar tail."

by British swingmeister January 20, 2009

Snickers Bar

When you anal sex your young lover and she still has a little poo. It’s stinky but feels good, so you cum anyways!

Dude, had to shower immediately after I boofed Natalie, she needs to use wet wipes! Her ass was so dirty, I ended up with a Snickers Bar!!

by Mr. Marvelous October 20, 2018

Bar crawl

2+ people go to 2+ bars

“Vicki, do you want to go on a bar crawl tonight?” Alyssa said pensively. Vicki stopped in her tracks inquisitively and exclaimed, “oh yes!”

by Alyden August 9, 2019

Bar rage

The irrational anger and uncontrollable outburst of someone after taking xanax

Why is hunter so pissed off? She must have bar rage

by Dr. Knowledge October 19, 2017

dark bar

When you drink an unknown persons drink at a bar. It can be a new drink or an unfinished drink.

Hey man, I don't have any cash. Lets just go to the dark bar.

by Tiiight April 24, 2017