double-barreled cockgun

when two men shoot their load at the same time, and at the same target

Girl: these two guys both jizzed on my face at the same time yesterday at this party....it was like so totally disgusting
Boy: Oh, you mean Ted and Jason...they've been getting everyone with the double-barreled cockgun all week so don't feel bad

by McGrundles October 31, 2011

Finger Barrels

Fingering; surfing slang originating from the term 'barrel' (the tube-like part of a wave).

"What'd you do with Tara last night?"
"Heaps of finger barrels, I was frothing ay."

by Tilllllllllly August 24, 2012

Surprise Barrel Roll

The act in which mid sex the male, in missionary position, rolls continuously, still penetrating his partner and thrusting.

Shane: "Hey Rick!"
Rick: "What now Shane.."
Shane: "Guess what I did to Laurie last Tuesday?"
Rick gives him a serious face and asks,"What did you do to her Shane?"
Shane: "I gave her the famous Surprise Barrel Roll on her for 10 seconds!"
Rick turns around and mutters to himself,"I was only able to do it to her for 2 seconds..."

by TOATSMYGOATS(NT) January 8, 2013

Booby barrel

A mental hospital or insane asylum.

I just got out of the booby barrel.

by Mikey Pea February 22, 2013

Penis bracelet

A device that wraps around a penis disabling its ability to produce semen. The purpose is to delay climax and increase sexual pleasure. It is usually made of sterling silver but can also be purchased in gold for the right price.

The man used a penis bracelet during sex in attempt to have a memorable duration.

by Dr. Jerry Anderson October 19, 2013

double-barreled common-law assault and battery

(not to be confused with regular, run-of-the mill domestic violence, which is strictly one spouse physically beating up the other)

when 2 common-law spouses start perpetrating physical domestic violence on each other at the same time during an argument and both require hospitalization for their injuries afterwards.

the recent case against Slava Voynov of theLos Angeles Kings is not, IMHO to be classified as domestic violence but as double-barreled common-law assault and battery, simply because both he and his girlfriend suffered significant injuries requiring hospitalization during the incident.

by Sexydimma October 23, 2014

time bracelet

a watch... time bracelet is a cooler name for a watch.

Gertrude: what time is it?

Andy: time to get a "time bracelet" ;)

by the perfect one October 28, 2014