Media Bang

The moment when tons of people decide to start a conversation with you at the same time via text/phone call/instant messaging/Facebook chat/email, etc.

It's like getting gang-banged, but with messages.

Friend on AIM: Wanna get lunch?
Facebook acquaintance you never talk to: Heeyyyy what's up?
Your mom's text: CN U HELP 2 WALK DOG? XOXO :)
Phone call: Dude, where are you?
You: Getting media banged.

by primetimeofyourlife December 5, 2010

cooking to bang

cooking food for a member of the opposite sex, with the sole purpose of hoping they'll sleep with you afterwards

ah, laura's coming round, he's cooking to bang

by the eyes tornado March 4, 2011

bang-a-langin'

banging of the wild and crazy variety.

One of my worst nightmares is walking in on my parents bang-a-langin'.

by Jessj July 2, 2007

Bang Chan

A home. An angel. A savior. Someone that will give you a big warm hug every weekend. Amazing, talented, and warmhearted person.

A home is always you, Bang Chan.

by CB97LVR November 23, 2021

Party Banging

A method used by a "nice guy" using a party setting to get drunk and get in some girls who in the morning will think you did it because you felt pressured due to the party setting and the booze, thus your "nice guy" rep remains intact.

An effective technique to maintain your "nice guy" status while tearing through a crazy boy-band amount of ass without being labelled a "player".

Does not work for girls, that is still slutty.

Mike didnt want to ruin his nice guy image so he did some party banging last weekend with a couple girls and his rep is intact.

by Jim201011 November 6, 2010

bang mattress

When your mum buys you a mattress, but you use it for banging

That bang mattress is tight!

by bangmattress March 12, 2016

Two Bang

The art of knocking a person or animal unconscious in just two hits.

"Did you see mike get well pissed off with that hater?"
"yeah he gave him the two bang."

by The Chip May 30, 2011