Banana Plant

A special "treat" offered to a diamond-hoarding cougar by a common Home-Depot worker (or any other garden outlet). After recieving the "banana plant" you'll go home with an awkward itch....

"Can I offer you a banana plant ma'am?"
"NO... that's disgusting!"

"Girl, you just got banana planted at Home-Depot!"

by JCBluvsfruit July 28, 2009

Banana Suicide

A suicide where your friend or acquaintance assists to kill you by destroying your insides, usually through anal, with his enlarged penis or thunder cock. In most cases, the victim becomes dehydrated and fatigued, then dies after he/she passes out.

Did you hear that Max died from a Banana Suicide?
Yeah, sorry to hear.
Banana Suicides are a hard way to go.

by icats rof April 22, 2018

Sugar Banana

Dried ejaculate on an erection.

"My sugar banana itched all day."

by Celer0n December 17, 2008

banana pubes

the stringy bits on a banana

im not eating the banana pubes, get them off

by jimwade May 27, 2011

Banana Bobber

a guy or a girl that sucks a lot of cock.

Hey,Donald you are such a big time banana bobber!!!

by Rhonda Rumschik January 14, 2009

Banana Slices

a term used against JJ's for them to figure out. There is actually a real meaning behind this term, but it is difficult to find.

Girl: "Hey JJ, does she have banana slices?"
JJ: "No, whats that?"
Girl: "You dont know what banana slices are? LOL!"

by fafjknakfnldka May 21, 2011

banana starfish

Insert banana into selected partner’s anus, peel banana to resemble starfish. Eat the banana out of anus only using mouth. Then ram the banana peel into partner’s rectum using penis. Therefore creating a chocolate banana starfish.

Side note: high levels of potassium in banana will reduce chances of cramping during prolonged sexual session.

Hey Jennifer! You know what really helps with heavy menistral cramping? A banana starfish!

by Professor potassium October 6, 2017