the episcopal academy

The Episcopal Academy, also known as a small utopia (aside from the not so attractive and soon to be relocated campus) in the Main Line of Pennsylvania, is characterized by its party goer, polo wearing and polo playing, mostly Caucasian students. When one pulls into the Episcopal Campus one would feel as if they were in a luxury car seller's finest garage. Past the cars are the flawless looking girls, 99% of whom have popped collars, play 3 sports or sport north face fleeces, and also have self tanning down to an art. Then the boys, who also share the north face fleece look, wear ck Bradley belts or Roca Wear sweatshirts, and are notorious for their sports, especially EA basketball- where the churchmen win the Inter Ac annually. After school hours, EA kids continue with their athletics by playing some beer pong and also taking occasional wawa trips. Contrary, to the teacher's beliefs EA kids are intelligent and tend to go to off to elite schools across the country after graduation, yet they do not always stay in these schools due to the Episcopal partier mentality. Although many EA students are trapped in an EA bubble, EA would be a lot less interesting without its very competitive rivals, Haverford (where the girls go for boys) and Agnes Irwin (where the boys go for girls they can more "easily" get with). A culmination of this rivalry can be seen on Episcopal/ Haverford Day where both schools compete for a very sacred sweater. Finally, EA kids do work hard, but party harder: they tend to crash daddy's BMW, but always get a Range Rover back in return, they are skilled at chasing a shot with a beer while people are screaming "YOU WONT" in the background- lastly, following these nights they learn to blame their morning-after sickness on food poisoning, to their main line moms and then repeat this cycle the following weekend in order to keep the EA spirit alive.

WOAH Em did you go to Palm Beach over the weekend you look so tan?
No, but I just got a new bottle of self tanner!

by an alumn March 4, 2005

academic wankery

Language that academics use to bamboozle and confuse poor, unsuspecting students. The language encorpourates long and technical words designed to display intelligence and knowledge of literary terms but all it really shows is that the author is an academic WANKER! Or A.D for short.

A.D- A knowledge of contextual information broadens ones analytical and probing skills that adds dimension to the concept of existential construct developed after World War One.
Student- I don't get it!
A.D- That's because it really doesn't mean anything and I could probably sum up my point in one sentence because it is so shallow and brief but I would rather confuse you with my extensive knowledge of fuck all!
Student- Aha! Academic Wankery!

by Anna June 30, 2006

Eagle Academy

6 bumb ass schools full of not shit niggas in the five boroughs of NYC and Newark. You'd think that being in 6 different places you could find even one faithful nigga but it's just not the case. Eagle is a bunch of cheaters, shrimp dicks, scammers and bums

Julia: "you saw that cute boy just walk by? Wet."
Tamara: "Ew Julia that's an eagle academy nigga. He probably got something his bum ass.

by Thisisntcory72 September 20, 2018

saint basil academy

where all the drop deadd sexxxy pppl goo...

animall house beastss

by kasie and tara March 31, 2005

Thayer Academy

One of the best private schools south of Boston. Unlike other "elite" private schools they don't judge people based off of how much money they have or where they come from. Literally, this is the best school I have ever been to in my entire life (and I'm not a kid who started there in sixth grade either). While sports are big, and we get out at 1:30 on Wednesdays for game travel, arts are also a huge part of the curriculum. 90% of students participate in some form each year. Any student I've ever heard say they hate it was begging to come back two months after they graduated. While some students may be stuck up and mean, they are the exceptions. Both the students and faculty at Thayer Academy are caring and welcoming. I could not have a chosen a better high school.

Oh and why are all these other posts from 2005?

Thayer Academy has its little problems, but it's better than any other school south of Boston. Oh, and I dare you to find a dining hall that can even compare to Chef Doug's.

by ThayahGrad January 11, 2012

Pace Academy

where the preppy and wealthiest kids in Buckhead attend. Snobs that are being trained to become Buckhead mom and dads drive up in their porches and range rovers to a place that looks like a castle and a high school that was 36 million dollars. They show up wearing their Gucci sweatshirts and Balenciaga shoes. The teachers drive Tesla's and work there for fun while finding groundbreaking research for math equations or NASA. The absolute hardest school to get through. Instead of winning State in sports they win state champs in debate. Traditions such as the first day of school, spirit week, food truck Fridays, and gap week are what make everything bearable to get through those rough days of AP's. Students typically come to school with about 2 hours of sleep from staying up late to write a 20-page paper or study for a test they were told about the day before. The Lovett students think they are smarter than a pace student but they are just idiots. A place where you are considered stupid by your classmates if your GPA is under a 97 and most everyone skips honors day assemblies because we all know that same person gets it every year and you have to have at least a 100 GPA to even be considered. A place where everyone knows each other and no gossip can stay between 2 people, everyone will find out. a place that is actually a good time even when it seems like the work is going to kill you.

Me: I wonder if there will be a party tonight?

Friend: We go to Pace Academy, there are never parties the parent's houses are worth billions of dollars they don't want us to mess it up.

by welovemoney May 13, 2019

Al Bateen Academy

A school full of extremely babyish drama, according to my calculations it is rated the top school for false gossip. Al Bateen Academy is full of girls that like gossiping and talking about what happened 10 years ago between her and something else. All girls have the memory of an elephant when it comes to gossips and they like over exaggerating stories. All of the boys also think they can fight anyone but a cockroach can beat them in a fist fight. Everyone there has gum but doesn’t wanna finish it so they ask other people because they’re liars.

BRO 1: Bro are you in al bateen academy your story sounds like bullshit
BRO 2: Yes Bro! How’d you know bro?
BRO 1: I just know Bro because most of the people there are fake Bro

by boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy April 18, 2019