half a handjob

Amusing & fun but, completely pointless when all is said & done.

The movie Michael Clayton is like a half a handjob.

My ex-girlfriend treated me like I was a half a handjob.

by jdmccallen.blogspot.com/ February 23, 2008

half stop

The British term for the punctuation mark most commonly known as the "comma"

This is a half stop ,
This is a full stop .

by Ryan Dury August 15, 2006

half natty

A short bodybuilder.

Matt Ogus is a half natty.

by Wordington October 27, 2015

bigger half

when a slimmer girl hangs out with a fat girl to make her look even better.

in a club boy walks up to slim girl looks around and asks hey slim girl where's your "bigger half" ( the fat friend )

by beebumbear May 01, 2010

half-body

The official name of zombies in Call of Duty after you throw a grenade and it crawls around like a grandmother without legs, or the bike lady from the first episode of The Walking Dead.

If we make a half-body, we can finally walk freely around the map and find easter eggs and glitches.

by Carlos the Mexican Man April 23, 2016

Fuck and a half

A term for crazier then fuck

When you spill soda and suddenly say "Oh fuck and a half !"

by Grandma linda December 09, 2016

meme and a half

When something is so funny it’s too funny to be a meme

“Wow dad what a meme and a half”

“Yes son what a piss taker”

by Daddiedd February 20, 2018