alyssa caporale

a bitch who teaches at hammonton high school, who flirts with every highschool boy she encounters with and sucks there dicks for extra pay

alyssa caporale is a skank

by Thebaddiestpera January 15, 2024

Alyssa

Alyssa is a beautiful, smart, and humorous girl who will make you laugh in any situation. Although she may be a little sensitive, she is the best gift that anyone could receive in their lifetime. She will try her hardest to make you feel happy, special, and comfortable around her and in her presence. Making her feel special and giving her everything she deserves will make her create a better bond with you!

A: I hung out with Alyssa today!
B: Oh Woah! You're lucky!
A: I know right?!

by Jupiter's Rings November 21, 2022

Niamh + Alyssa

Hate physics. Like seriously, hate physics.

"What class do we have today Alyssa?"
"Physics...."
"Well you know what they say,"
"Niamh + Alyssa hate physics!"

by ihatephysics2much September 29, 2022

Alyssa

A girl with soul melting toots. 🔥 💨

Alyssa ate lentils and attacked me all night with soul melting toots.

by Rabbi Shakira November 23, 2021

Alyssa Ellen Burrows

Someone who is not as cool as bernie naylor and would deffinately not win in a fight.

Alyssa Ellen Burrows will be owned by bernie

by BPVN6294 September 15, 2010

Alyssa

Alyssa is the type of girl everone loves. She’s the best friend you could ever ask for. Love her and never lose her. She’s a bad bitch

Alyssa is a bad bitch

by Onlyspeakingthetruthdoingy February 9, 2022

Alyssa

One of the most understanding and relatable people you’ll ever know. She’s also very athletic and can beat you in basketball every single time. She’s a boy magnet and you can’t compare to be honest. If she ever gets a boyfriend they will always be laughing and always be competing that will be super cute together.

Alyssa is courageous

by Baylie ya the one from school November 4, 2020