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Alyssa

absolute Chopped cheese. might stink a bit. She can be kinda funny at times but dhe makes fun of others too much to make herself feel better.
"Hey, Alyssa has a bullying problem."
by shegotawayyyy April 28, 2025
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Alyssa Mckay

A butterface influencer with a ridiculously fat ass made for gangbanging but a horrific face.
Corey - Look, isn't that Alyssa Mckay? Wanna take turns using her fat ass?
Rick - That ass does look tempting, but where will we find a paperbag to cover her face at this hour!
by personnotareal6 May 6, 2025
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Alyssa

Alyssa she has the prettiest smile and the funniest jokes when she walks in to a room you just have to stop and stare bc she is just drop dead gorgeous shes usually the kind of girl you can pour your heart in to and never worry about trust
Gosh bro get your pp out ur hand and be like Alyssa
by Eazy~T June 11, 2025
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Alyssa

an absolute dropkick with abandonment issues and an addiction for weed. the most stubborn and honest person you’ll ever meet as well as the most annoying. there’s no in between.
don’t pull an Alyssa tonight
by ur dads moms dad November 22, 2021
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Nalani Alyssa

Nalani Alyssa is the sweetest girl you will meet. She is really nice to her friends and cares very deeply for them. She loves anime and art (sometimes) and everyone loves to hang out with her.
I love Nalani Alyssa she is so sweet
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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alyssa

a young lady wondering why the fuck everyone's posting these lies they call definitions of there names.
by Jjpenny November 22, 2021
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