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fake ass African

One who prentends to be from Africa over the internet in a atempt to score your credit card number. Usually your a 50+ year old man with no life and would give your soul for a pretty pussy in your face.
Herb is involved with a fake ass African and doesn't have a clue. His life savings will be gone soon if he doesn't wake up from his sick old man fantasies.
by Dr. nakanutzoff October 25, 2008
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African Warthog

High grade marijuana known as African Warthog. Worth about fifteen US dollars a gram, this cannabis is extremely strong when it comes to the high and the odor. It is rare to find on the streets, for it is usually sold in great quantities.

This strong cannabis was first grown by a man referred to as Pumba. He named the weed after himself thus, African Warthog, enlightened by the movie The Lion King.
by Pumba (M.J.L.) March 24, 2010
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African Wristwatch

when a man wraps his penis around his wrist and pretends to read the time from it.
She asked him what time it was, but he wasn't wearing an actual watch, so he instead wrapped his penis around his wrist, and SHOWED her what time it was. He gave her the African Wristwatch.
by johnwells November 28, 2012
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South-African Safari

A girl with so many pubes u can even see her pussy so you must use a machete to get to the goods. Soon to find out "she" has a dick
Dude last night i picked up this whore who had so many pubes i got my grandfathers machete to cut them away but i soon found out it was a man. It was one epic South-African Safari
by RCmuffins13524 February 5, 2009
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November 17 National Africa by Toto day

guy: “it’s my birthday today”

guy 2: “man that sucks, it’s November 17 National Africa by Toto day”
by monkeybuttcheeks November 16, 2019
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Woy! Africa

Woy! Africa is an online website and magazine that is distributed across the African continent and the African diaspora to promote what is going on in Africa.
Did you know that Woy! Africa was launched and owned by Ceraphin Network in 2017?
by Mikee Brown August 30, 2018
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White South African

Any White person born and raised in South Africa.

White South Africans like to live the good life, they're a calm, and welcoming ethnic minority. However, they tend to get very violent if provoked. I myself, have never seen such carnage before I went to South Africa.

A White South African can be your best friend, but if you cross them, they can be as cruel as if a group of Colombian and Russian scientists genetically engineered him/her.

Be wary of Afrikaans women especially, they tend to be crazy, all they want to do is serve you food and get pregnant.

Afrikaans men, they tend to be the racist ones of the ethnic minority. So approach those guys with caution.

All other White South Africans except the Afrikaans, are sane, and awesome people - if you stay on their good side.

I saw a guy get beaten to shit by this one dude in South Africa, something to do with a girl. I also saw this other guy get shot in the head for looking at this other dude wrong...
Guy 1: "Dude that guy is a Bad Motherfucker"

Guy 2: "You see that dude get curb-stomped?! That guy who did it must have been a"

Girl: "White South African?"

Guy 1 & 2: "Yeah"
by romplestomple March 16, 2011
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