ur mother father

Worst insult to be ever created.
Worst then "ur mom gay" and even then "ur granny tranny".

Person no.1: *searches google for "ur mom gay"

Fbi agent in his phone: ur mother father
Person no.1 *dies*

Person no.1: *searches google for "ur mom gay"

Fbi agent in his phone: ur mother father
Person no.1 *dies*

by Lil niBBy April 11, 2018

Shaken Father Syndrome

When a man deals with poorly behaved children but must suppress his rage to the point his hands shake uncontrollably.

Dylan's kid won't stop screaming. Don't hand him a drink, he's got Shaken Father Syndrome

by shaken father August 18, 2023

Fatherize

The act of making your partner notify you as their father, and/or owning them in a sexual way.

If Becky comes over here tonight, Im definitely gonna Fatherize that ass.

Aye girl, Im just trying to fatherize your ass tonight if you're up for it.

by PaladinGaming May 29, 2019

step-co-father-in-law

Stepchild-in-law's father.

My step-co-father-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

step-co-father-in-law

1- Stepchild-in-law's father.
2- Child-in-law's stepfather.

step-co-father-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

step-co-father-in-law

1- Stepchild-in-law's father.
2- Child-in-law's stepfather.

Step-co-father-in-law.

by UserXDXP April 25, 2023

The Hog Father

The wierd uncle hog. Hes a joke historian and likes to HOKYFUGICNSHIUT

Im the hog father. You tell me jokes on this, the day of my hog daughter’s wedding?

by Corb fucker December 12, 2021