Dry Turkey

The counter to "turkey moist." When you reflect on a bad decision and opt for personal growth and change.

Question: I heard you held back on going out during COVID after spreading it to your family following Thanksgiving.

Response: That's right. No longer turkey moist for me. Dry turkey these days my friend!

by Bonetorno April 6, 2021

turkey sweeper

When a woman is so extremely good looking, that you take her home for Thanksgiving dinner. When you are sitting at the table with your entire family around,you can't hold back the sexual tension. You SWEEP the turkey from the table, in order to clear room on the dinning table. You then commence intercourse while your entire family, watches you commit the act.

Jennifer Aniston is a turkey sweeper.

by Porkbrains November 5, 2013

Turkey Gobble

Where a girl starts playing with your ball sack(representing a turkeys hangy thing)

I enjoy it when my girl turkey gobbles me.

by ErIk10891000 November 21, 2020

turkey gobble

When you fuck a girl with a semi-hard penis and the whole soft mess penetrates her.

"Daniel's turkey gobble went in her pussy good!"

"Daniel couldn't get hard, so he fucked her with his turkey gobble."

by turkeygobble June 23, 2018

Turkey - dinosour

TURKKKEEYY

I own fifty-six Turkey - dinosour plushes

by meispuginasock May 27, 2020

Turkey Beaver

A girl with a vagina bigger than her ass

Danm Sheila, you really weren’t joking when you said you were a Turkey Beaver.

by Miimosa January 29, 2022

Turkey Suprise

Turkey surprise begins by producing ball cheese through multiple weeks without washing his balls. Scrape the soft yellow substance from both sides of the ball sack onto clean dinner plate. This will serve as the base flavor for the female and her family during the thanksgiving dinner. Then defecate into a five speed blender and add three table spoons of vomit to add a nice creamy crunch. Blend for thirty seconds and put in fridge to cool. While waiting to cool, ejaculate onto the floor and wait for the cum to harden and become a thin pancake like substance. Take the now cool crap-a-chino from the fridge and poor it into the anus of the cooked turkey. Place turkey on top of the ball cheese lathered plate and crumble up the cum pancake to add crumbs on top of the turkey. Serve to females family. Once the family is done complimenting you of the delightful crap you have made them, tell them how you made it and watch them puke on your cherry wood table. Then collect the vomit and save for next thanksgiving. Please recycle.

Turkey Suprise
Male: hey babe, stop doing your sorority squats with the friends you paid to have and try my crap-a-chino.

Girlfriend: that sounds wonderful.

Male: When you are done, please puke the in one spot to make it easier to recycle for my "Turkey Surprise".

Girlfriend: like totally, then Ill go back to triangle triangle funny looking e and fuck some ugly fat loser for some beer.

Male: thats my girl.

by that guy>.> October 8, 2012