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Ben Award

A non-material award given to someone who tells a bad story, a bad joke, or has a stupid moment.
Calling a xylophone an African Drum is a Ben Award
by G'seppe October 9, 2013
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Ben McAllistered

The act of suggesting that a group do a certain action and then being the only one unable to perform it. Referring to famous English National Lacrosse keeper Ben McAllister.
Ben: "Hey guys, we should totally parkour this wall."
Sam and Achilles: "Yeah, this'ill be awesome."

Sam and Achilles successfully scale the wall, Ben fails and walks around the block to clear the obstruction.

Sam: "Man, you were Ben McAllistered."
Achilles: "How embarrassing, having the same first name too."
by Red Lightning 77 June 27, 2009
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Ben Turner

When you claim to be so drunk you don't forget embarrassing and borderline illegal events from the night before despite hardly drinking atall and clearly being sober. For example, trying to rape a girl only to be punched in the face and left bleeding.

Lots of love, carlos and clark xo
" Ey?! I did not try to force this girl into sex?! I don't remember that? I don't remember her battering me?! I was wrecked !! I had 4 cans FFS ! "

" Mate, I rate he's trying to pull a Ben Turner here "
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Ben Gibbard

The lead singer/songwriter for Indie Rock bands Death Cab For Cutie, The Postal Service, and All Time Quarterback. Amazing vocals, even better lyrics. Married to Zooey Deschanel. Sometimes referred to as God.
Figure 1: Did you hear about Ben Gibbard's new album with Death Cab?
Figure 2: I've been listening to it on repeat for the last 2 weeks.

Figure 1: What's you're favorite Ben Gibbard album?
Figure 2: It's a tie between Transatlanticism, The Photo Album, Something About Airplanes, and Give Up (Postal Service).

Figure 1: Why is God singing on the radio?
Figure 2: That's not God, that's Ben Gibbard.
by Cliffy031 December 6, 2009
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fidlam bens

originally used in old new york for poor irish son of a bitch who cant make any money so he steals all he gets
"look at that little fuck"
"yeah, his parents are a couple of fidlam bens"
by Hank November 28, 2004
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ben zona

Aben zona aze achal li et apita.
by kane April 27, 2003
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ben swolo

A meme from Star Wars the last Jedi, where it shows Kylo Ren with tights that go extremely high.
by Rubikslube December 27, 2017
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