bed bug broad

a woman who's entire existence is fucked up,disorganized,dirty,lacking any common sense,no knowledge of fashion, nervous & totally manic.

That Diane is a fucking bed bug broad.

by The Flying Sicilian March 22, 2010

Left 4 Bed

A scary freaking video based on Left 4 Dead. It uses sound bites from the game to make it sound like Bill and Louis are having rough sex.

"Hey, I showed my girl Left 4 Bed, and she got the urge."
"how'd it go?"
"Well, like the vid :)"
"gross"

by Jykcor January 31, 2009

leg out of bed

Slang for when someone blows up there motor (car) by having a piston break through the engine block

Did you here about John's motor? It put a leg out of bed big time.

by Sketchey January 6, 2008

bed me now

an expression of great attraction. Literally meaning "I want you to do me right now."

John: "Hey."
Adrianna: "Oh, bed me now."

by Beebs M October 30, 2010

bed bath and beyond

The store that sells bath and bed stuff. I have never found the beyond part.

The beyond, in bed bath and beyond is that they sell pancakes there

by DizzyLizzy April 6, 2007

i'm going to bed

You're going to lie in the bed on your phone until you fall sleep

Girl: I said "goodnight I'm going to bed" like an hour ago but I'm still just here laying in bed on instagram

by itsjustcarmen July 6, 2014

i'm off to bed

It's used when you want to say it's your bedtime, that you are going to sleep now.

WOW! It's half past three! I gotta work tomorrow. I'm off to bed now, you guys!

by We are Speakers July 2, 2017