Woke

Word That Comes Of Waking Up From Sleep.

Bob : So like, i just woke up this morning

by Ddd14 May 11, 2024

woke

the ironic state of being so hopelessly indoctrinated by the mainstream PC culture of being aggressively anti-establishment, individualistic, tolerant, and overtly aware of every marginalized social demographic that you march in lockstep with the establishment that promotes these false virtues by encouraging you to shed any remnant of individual thought or expression that does not align with the establishment's prescribed virtues, refuse to tolerate any deviation from those virtues in yourself or others, and marginalize others by reducing everyone to nothing more than a collection of immutable traits such as race, gender, and sexual orientation.

Hey! Did you see Marla's new frog/froggy pronouns? Frog identifies as frog after frog saw a 60 minutes exposé about gay, black, female republicans having internalized racist, misogynist tendencies because all gays, blacks, and women are supposed to be democrats. Frog then realized that as a white person frog wasn't oppressed enough to have a valid point of view which made frog sad and want a bath. Then frog realized frog like being in water as much as frog liked being out of the water just like a frog, so frog must be frog! Afterwards, Frog got a promotion at work for being so woke!

by soultrip September 26, 2022

woke ‘n’ toke

When you’re woke and smoke herb.

Bobo, I could go for a good woke ‘n’ toke with some deep conversations and cosmic philosophies.

by HumaneAnimal June 3, 2018

Wokeness

Economically enforcing racial and gender tolerance (but only selectively) and transforming racism into a nebulous term so that can be applied to literally every facet of human life.

Hym "The problem with wokeness is that the people you are supposedly helping are in THE EXACT SAME PLACE they were 7 years ago. And it isn't the racism. It's YOU. Completely politically ineffective. And I'm mixed race by the way. You're literally letting white people steal credit for the creation of A.I. and they're stealing it from a racial super-minority. You're letting them do that right now. You want equity... UNLESS you don't like the minority that suceeds. Then that guy can go fuck Hymself and then white apartheid-state nepotism retard and the genocidal zionist jews can just have his shit. That's par for the course though isn't it? Blatant intellectual property theft from white people against minorities? They own all the corn!"

by Hym Iam April 6, 2024

Woke

A state of awareness only achieved by those dumb enough to find injustice in everything except their own behavior.

Sasha is saying actor Mark Ruffalo is Woke and I agree with they/them

by Peterparkedcar December 13, 2022

Woke

Supposed Meaning: State of acknowledgement of reality, such as injustice of some people. People who acknowledge there're problem might be considered Woke.

Meaning in current time: An ideology that proclaim to fight for injustice against minority, but in reality, causing problem to people include innocent people using minority as excuse, in order to gain themselves Moral Superiority Feeling, Clout, Personal benefit, or Excuse for Criminal Activity, etc.

Supposed: After learning how black people got bullied because of different in skin color, I want to help them, as I am woke at hated against black people.

Current: Alex: "I am calling everyone to attack this streamer, JoeTheMac, because he misgenders Allan! This is unforgivable"

Jimmy: "What the fuck are you talking Alex, JoeTheMac exposes Allan for Sexual harassment against Joe's sister. Stop being Woke and justify Criminal you idiot!"

by M.Sadly March 31, 2023

woke-check

The act of calling someone out for being less woke than you are. May be used as a form of social shaming or in a sarcastic, friendly manner.

Did you see Shannon try to woke-check our Head of Diversity? Not a smart move.

by Schaaf April 30, 2019