Cheek wanking

When you pull the skin on your cheeks and let go so it make a weird nose

Person one: stop cheek wanking its weird
Person 2: *does it again*

by Yourdachokedtodeathonmyfatdick April 16, 2020

squid wanking

Literally an example of doing nothing to help in a team based game

Hurry up, stop squid wanking in the corner!

by SuplexTheWeak June 14, 2020

Flag Wanking

Someone whomst is a Member of the British Conservative party who wants everyone to pledge allegiance to the flag of the UK.

Boris Johnson enjoyed **Flag Wanking** in parilament today.

by Oure April 21, 2021

Tom Winning

A wild Canadian goose who will approach you with caution until offered a pretzel.

Tom Winning is being defined as:
Riley: TOM GET BACK HERE I wanna give you a pretzel!
Andy: You are such a goose.

by Wagglewagglechopsticks5 May 16, 2021

Milk Winning

When you love milk so much that you beg for milk and then you get milk

“I wanted milk so i started begging for some and then i got some, I really am Milk Winning”

by handsome_burger July 18, 2021

Zplvrrne/winkinpzl

A person on tiktok that is a huge fan of Zoe Laverne! She has a friend named Gabi and she is a amazing person as well. They have 1.8k on tiktok.

“Who is zplvrrne/winkinpzl?” If you want to find out go search them up on tiktok:)

by Zplvrrne October 27, 2021

Climate Wanking

When politicians or the elite complain about climate change and how the world is coming to an end, and essentially use it to get votes from people who care or as a crutch for NOT talking about actual problems the world faces.

Keith: Dude, I have been so busy, I have not read anything about the latest G20 Summit, have you been following?

Mike: Ya, it is the same Climate Wanking all the time. I wish they would talk about China running the world economy, or how to get people back to work.

Keith: Ugh, Climate Wanking, such a waste of time. No wonder everyone hates these politicians and condescending celebrities. Talk about real world stuff, bruh.

by Mike109999 November 2, 2021