Real water

Meaning a girl is super wet

Yo Dave how was your night with Alex. Good dude she got real water.

by Okokkokk August 9, 2018

water wanker

A water wanker is one of those annoying people who uses very frequent breaks for water (and making everyone else wait) as an excuse to avoid/have time to recover because they can't hack a pace of a game/sport/workout.

Can we just play this game please?

No we can't because John is having yet another drink break - what a water wanker!

by Tormentedjedi November 24, 2014

Water Rainbow

Metaphorically meaning "Natural Happiness". Since water is a pure and natural substance and a Rainbow symbolizes happiness than combining the words is just a metaphor for Natural Happiness. So being on a Water Rainbow basically means that you are just Naturally Happy.

David: "Yo, how you always in such a good mood?"
Mark: " Man i just always stay positive by being on the water rainbow"

Henry: "Yo are you high or something, what are you on dude?"
Jordan:" Naw man I stay drug free, im just on that water rainbow

by Brandan Anthony May 10, 2018

Water Popcorn

When you make a delivery to the toilet with your poop that has popcorn mashed inside of said poop.

I ate three bags of Orville Red and Backers last night. Not my finest moment, but made some lovely water popcorn in the toilet this morning.

by Lowtie December 15, 2019

Sparkling water

Literally tastes like tv static or when you stub your toe

Yo that sparkling water sucked

by Exineus April 11, 2022

Puddle Water

A man of dark skin that is so far below the poverty line they use dirty puddle water to wash a stolen bike.

"This nigga was washing his bike of of a fucking puddle,"
"Man that's some real puddle water shit"

by Pretzelguy October 14, 2023

Gurt Water

That watery film that greets you upon opening the yogurt for the first time, or after a long period of yogurty neglect.

Red Mango worker: "Would you like to try our new special gurt water? Our gurt water has plenty of probiotics that are great for the whole family and will leave you feeling gurty as ever."

Person: "What's gurt water?"
Anyone else: "What's gurt water?? Y'know, GURT water! I love gurt water!"

by ErlerterVern May 18, 2013