Smile Water

Payment for a bottle of water or food while standing in line waiting to vote. Sales of water & food are in kind for a smile.

It was hot standing in line for 8 hours waiting to vote, but thankfully a nice woman sold me a bottle of smile water.

by ANW2 March 26, 2021

Fish Water

When you are so bad, not even dog water or rice water can express it

Omg I boxed that guy, he’s so frickin fish water

by cryo-kun April 25, 2021

Water the Lawn

When one's penis remains awkwardly mis-positioned after a night of wet dreaming and thus discharges like a sprinkler during the first tinkle of the day.

I never wipe the floor up after I Water the Lawn and my girlfriend hates it!

by L3akyFauc3t July 27, 2012

Dick in the Water

Someone that is very "Mainstream" or a "Hipster".

Person1: Dude, check my new shirt, it's illin'.
Person2: Shut up you're just another Dick in the Water

by Kadicta November 22, 2011

Water Cat

A seal that apparently looks like a cat in water... nice work

Oh shit, look, there's a Water Cat!
OMG I'M SO SCARED

by WhitePeople6969 June 18, 2011

Water the Ficus

Any phrase that is used in dirty context to create a conversation that appears sexual in nature, although it is completely harmless.

She neglected to water the ficus, and consequently it went limp and withered back to where it once came.

by The Lintlicker September 30, 2011

Puddle Water

A man of dark skin that is so far below the poverty line they use dirty puddle water to wash a stolen bike.

"This nigga was washing his bike of of a fucking puddle,"
"Man that's some real puddle water shit"

by Pretzelguy October 14, 2023