Willy Wanker

A small guy with pubes longer than his dick

Guy1: My friends call me a willy wanker
Guy 2: How come?
Guy 1: Since my pubes are so long, every time I beat my meat I just pull on my pubes...
Guy 2: HA....Willy Wanker...

by bigShmoke February 19, 2017

Wanker

Term for someone who has no accomplishments to speak of, wastes time or is not productive, a jerk-off.

Don't expect Ken to finish that report on time, he's a total wanker.

by Wes Ferguson July 7, 2005

wanker

Wanker(s): Anyone hailing from Manchester or the surrounding areas whether they support United or City.

1.)sing. Fergie is a cunt and a wanker.

2.)pl. Those Neville brothers are a lot of fucking wanker(s).

by Go on you Arsenal! July 10, 2003

wankerchiff

A "hankerchiff" specificaly for wiping ones seimen onto.

"Oh dear alex if you must do that in my kitchen dont use my tea towels, use a wankerchiff"

by the pen boy of CLAW September 27, 2009

Wankerchank

A higher degree of insult than plain old 'wanker'. Usually used when someone has done something incredibly foolish whilst someone was watching. Pronounced normally with a sarcastic inflection to maximise effect.

Two people are playing CoD MW2 and one of them is owned by his own grenade
Guy 1: OMG I just blew my self up with my Semtex!!!
Guy 2: Muwah ha ha! Fucking wankerchank!
Guy 1: Screw you man...

by Refresh this Mo'fucker April 30, 2010

tank wanker

one who jerks off to asses...usually used when describing a homosexual.

guy number 1- "dude, lets go to that party tonight"
guy number 2- "no way, theres gunan be to many tank wankers there"

by yo mamma November 22, 2002

Slut-wanker

The worst word you can say about a girl you hate. Cunt is totally overruled by this saying. It emphasizes she is not only a slut, but she is also a wanker. Which is just funny to say.

Also, bitchy blondes who think that they're good at track and soccer when they aren't. They also think they're hot shit, but really, they're air-headed nitwits. Cameron Diaz wanna-bes.

Oh, did you see that girl Sara? She's totes a slut-wanker.

by upsidedownchoking December 2, 2009