Water the Ficus

Any phrase that is used in dirty context to create a conversation that appears sexual in nature, although it is completely harmless.

She neglected to water the ficus, and consequently it went limp and withered back to where it once came.

by The Lintlicker September 30, 2011

egg water

Suddybuddy's secret that she accidentally gave to Diego

haha suddy remember egg water?

by gaynigger.org August 18, 2017

water balance

a shitty thing you learn about in grade 9 ecology

what the fuck is water balance

by G3 WougE March 11, 2019

Water Bob

To receive fellatio in a body of water such as a pool, hot tub or ocean.

Rachel and I went for a skinny dip in the hotel pool and I ended up getting a water bob.

I was relaxing in the hot tub at my grandma’s neighborhood clubhouse when an old lady joined me and gave me a toothless water bob.

by Eaton Holgoode December 18, 2018

Water away

Water going in the opposite direction of where you would like it to be

Oh no a water away

by BigIanDries June 18, 2018

Fap water

Fluid or semi-fluid liquid that comes from either male or female genitalia when aroused.

Sara: "Hey, here is the map of the world showing the countries where tap water is drinkable."
Scott: "I don't care as long as I can drink your fap water when I get you wet."

by sshhsshhhhss June 25, 2018

Real water

Meaning a girl is super wet

Yo Dave how was your night with Alex. Good dude she got real water.

by Okokkokk August 9, 2018