happy wagon

A term used for pedophile van

I swear to Christ, if you don't bring back my headphones, I'll take you to the man who ownes the happy wagon!

by Orphan_kicKER December 14, 2019

Tootsie wagons

A pair of fire shoes for example off white prestos

“Yo that guy has some fire tootsie wagons!, are they dior jordan 1’s?”

by Toby from nike January 21, 2020

Station Wagon

A station wagon is somebody who is unique in character and is a level above an "Absolute unit"

Wow Abbie you are such a unit I would consider you a station wagon

by GTO_Mexico February 25, 2020

Diabetes Wagon

A slang term for ice cream truck

Look mom, it's the diabetes wagon!

by cdeeznutz March 13, 2020

Banter Wagon

A car, usually cheap and aged, a first vehicle for most, which is often used with the driver's mates as passengers.
Can be found in most McDonald's car parks starting on the second or third try with six people in the back.

Thomas: Just fixed the Banter Wagon, anyone want to come out?
Jake: Yes, I'll bring the boys, let's do some handbrake turns in the car park!
Thomas: Say no more!

by a Tall & Handsome Man March 14, 2020

Spic wagon

A slang term for a landscaping truck

"I saw a spic wagon on my way to work yesterday"

by Suckercuck March 16, 2020

Paddy Wagon

A term used for an absolutely juicy, robust, monstrosity of an ass

“Damn, did you see the Paddy Wagon on Paul?”

by Penis Lizard July 25, 2020